Derek and Stiles had been married for six months, but they'd been in love for even longer regardless of the fact that stiles was underage. As soon as he turned eighteen they were married in secrets surrounded by the pack but it had been a comfortable half a year for the lovers. In fact, Stiles was getting ready for the return of his smexy CEO daddy Derek to return.
"Ugh," Stiles exclaimed and he tried to squeeze into the anime waifu maid outfit he knew Derek would go weak for, "considering I'm a skinny white boy, these tights should fit on perfectly!" After many failed attempts and positions, the boy was able to fit into the dress. The white apron was tied around in a loose bow; ready for Derek to easily slip off. Along with the short black dress which didn't leave much to the imagination, the revealing tights on his legs made him seem that more enticing. Stiles wanted to do everything he could to drive Derek crazy, make him want to take in his whole existence in one night. To amplify his chances with his werewolf that night, Stiles sprayed his Zoe Lavern eau de parfum everywhere and I mean EVERWHERE. He knew Derek liked familiar smells, the smell of people he could relate to, the smell of him and Stiles' home.
Before fixing the preparations downstairs, Stiles checked himself in the mirror for the sixty ninth time, his anxiety was eating him alive and not in the way that aroused him. "Maybe if I tell myself I'm hot it will work. Ok IM SEXY BEAST!!"
"SHUT UP." His neighbour replied, but stiles didn't care. He felt confident. He felt like singing.He thundered down the stairs trying to keep his time limit in consideration. To set the mood, Stiles put on a 'hot music playlist' he found on Spotify*. "GET A BUCKET AND A MOP FOR THIS WET ASS PUSSY MACARO-" he abruptly stopped the music, for some reason he thought this wasn't appropriate fir the scene he was trying to set so he continued bashing around multiple songs to be be the perfect accompaniment to his grand spectacle. Soon enough he was frankly tired of it and settled on Just The Two Of Us, which lucky fir him was the optimum choice. If you look at it from a seductive point of view~
All that was left was for him to snort way more adderall than he needed for his condition and lighting his Bryce Hall scented candles letting the aroma fill the entire house, including the bedroom.
Now he couldn't wait to see dreamy zaddy Derek's face as he walked through the door.
"DEREK YOUR HOUSE IS SO BEAUTIFUL- OH WOW YOU EVEN HAVE A MAID! he looks like a child though this isn't an illegal arrangement right?" Instead of Stile's fantasy of his hubby walking through the door in awe, his sisters stood there gaping at the boy in a questionable position draped over the table in the entrance hall. "Stiles! What are you doing- you be in the kitchen."
"But I'm your-"
"NOW."Derek's face was not what stiles thought it would be; it was a lot angrier than he'd initially imagined.
"I cant even look at you right now." Derek said in hushed tones, holding back his pure anger which had stemmed from that colossal embarrazzment. Stiles' confidence had gone as of this moment. He looked resigned, holding back his tears. The horrible feeling that he could've exposed his husband swelled up inside him, but he wanted his own true feelings to come out instead. But before he could speak, "Let's just have dinner and get this over with, I don't have the energy right now. We will talk about this later."
"Finally sweetie, has your housemaid finished the food yet?" Derek's mother was a sweet woman, but she was sometimes oblivious and somehow hadn't realised the situation yet. Though the same could be said for his sisters, Laura and Cora, who also hadn't realised the odd situation in the Hale house.
Luckily, Stiles had prepared a dinner for him and Derek so he was able to share it among the family. They all sat together around the table and waited for Stiles to come with the food.
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Sterek one shots (slightly smutty🤪🤪🤪‼️‼️)
RomanceTHIS IS A COLLAB SERIES WITH @teenwolfstan2425 (Sterek4Life) !!!! Boyxboy boy love if you don't like bl and smut please leave🙄✋🏾 fujoshis invited❤️ my all time otp👁👅👁 DISCLAIMER: I (don't) own all the characters but we all need a little bit of...