Bae (dearly beloved)

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Hey guys it's me Bae
If you don't know me
Then go f*** your self or
just read dearly beloved
OK back to this
Today I will be showing off my talent
As you know I'm a reporter so I have a story for you
OK

         March 20, 2014
        HOLY WEDDING DISRUPTED BY A TERRIBLE SIGHT
It was a happy wedding with a smexy mama and her handsome husband... this wedding was great a great day for family and friends   to gather... the bride and groom where staering into each others eye ... but then suddenly they where interuped by the JOP who told everyone   to closes their eyes...
They all did and then he said again " count to five and then open your eyes"
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The couple then open their eyes to a horrible  sight
The JOP was naked and was rubbing himself on the terrified couple....
We don't know how this happened 
But what the streets are saying was that the bride or the groom hired a stripper... JOP
Something extra for all my fans
The groom aND the bride broke up after their honey moon
The cause of the break up was because   every time they rubbed against each other they remembered the touch of the nude JOP
And that a story we will never forget XD

That's all see you next time this is Bae saying read dearly beloved see what happens next read about me god admit
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Oh no masters coming bye!!! ;)

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