"Mga Kwentong Barbero ni Chooks: The True Story of the False Tales"

NOSEBLEED :))

All will be Revealed.

 Last year, starting my life as a Freshman to High School, it was pretty…. Weird, I guess.. I wanted to be in this one section.. Periwinkle. It was, pretty much a pretty awesome combination of students.. So I wanted to transfer there, but the offices didn’t let me, so I was at Amarillo.. I will say this, it was pretty good… but there I met this guy.. a Fat, Smelly guy and this is the Title Character, CHOOKS. (His name has been changed for his protection) now during the first quarter at Amarillo, me and Chooks were Friends. We did a lot of stuff.. played some dota together, watched some action movies with other friends, and one day he told me about a Girlfriend… A Very good looking Woman, Who we will call Kim. at that time, I was proud of Chooks.. and for a few days, we continued being friends, until one day he told me that he had Broken up with Her. And he told me that kim had a Crush on me.. and quite frankly I was thrilled. And he told me that he’s gonna  help me to get to her…. And here’s the part where I And Many other people Regret.

I let him help.

 At first, I had been told that my attitude wasn’t that nice. So I’ve been told to change it. i was told that I was too much of a trashtalker, and too arrogant, he told me that she didn’t like it… so I was forced to change..and then one day when me, him and the boys were playing dota, I had pretty much killed him due to his own stupidity  in the game… and I was trashing him like no tomorrow… and then he told me this Bull**** (I apologize for foul language) Story about that she was outside the shop watching and that she was supposed to “answer my call” that day, but she saw me trashtalking Chooks, didn’t like what I was doing, and ran away crying. And I believed him. And that day I was pisssed at myself. I was pissed at myself for letting my own arrogance get in my way for this person. And then I really forced myself to change. Which was pretty hard.

 But about half a month of Hardship of trying to Change my Attitude for her later, he gave me a Love Letter. Saying it was from kim. it looked Exactly like her handwriting… I was Thrilled, but it was just the Start of the Scam. I’ll get to that Later. But when I got that letter.. I was on cloud 9.. perfect happiness. Nothing could’ve brought me down. Even though during that day he told me that she was supposed to visit me at this one computer shop. She never came though.. he told me that something happened and that she wasn’t able to make it.. but yet when I came home, I was still happy… I couldn’t stop smiling… and I was even bragging about it to my friends. I regret this. He told me a lot of things.. and during the time he would tell me all these stories about his Tito’s…

 And its not just one tito… no, there were many… he told me about The Former Lead guitarist in the Red hot chili Peppers (John Frusciante.. and my idol.), The Lead singer of Linkin  Park, Ice Frog (The Creator of DotA), Randy Orton, Big daddy V, Goldust, Sheamus, The Leader of a Fraternity, and much more which I Already Forgotten.. and he told me stories about all of them… John Frusciante gave him an Electric guitar (Kwentong Barbero) Icefrog was supposed to let him design future dota maps (kwentong barbero) Randy Orton, Sheamus, and Big daddy V Taught him how to fight (kwentong barbero ) I forgot what the Leader of the Fraternity did  though…

 Well, anyways, around the first part of this “Relationship” I was pretty much dragged everywhere… telling me that we were going to meet kim in these places.. Like SM, Grand Central, Various Computer Shops, Classmates Houses, etc. and these trips happened on almost a daily basis… he’d make a place to meet, she wouldn’t show. Everyday I’d work hard to go to these places just for her Not to show up. And sometimes chooks would tell me that she would go to my house. I’d just wait for her… Everytime the doorbell rang, I’d jump up in excitement, Run down the Door, Open it, Find someone else there, and get Disappointed. I’d call chooks up saying How long will she take? Is she still Coming? There would be a Reason EVERY TIME. He told me of this one heroic (and false) tale of this one time where kim went to my house, got out of the jeep, but fell down going out, Chooks said that he saw this, rushed towards the jeep, told me he climbed on it, stopped the driver, brought him to the proper authorities, and Carried kim all the way from Olvina homes to MCU. (pretty far for someone to carry someone else). But his favorite reason was that her cousin/sister/somebody accidentally pushed her down the stairs. There were a lot more reasons, but it would take me days to enumerate all of them.