Jason was at his day job as a male striper (well night job if you know what i mean.;). I was working the pole when I realized that I need to get Barthmor married cause man he is pregos af. After his job was over he counted his money and got onto his super cool electric scooter and drove home. Once Jason got home his computer was on and Barthmor and his neighbour gave birth to a baby and it was already named Jason. Jason was all like the fuck thats my name and passed out cause other Jason ate his parents. Then real jason died
