SMASH EACH OTHER IN THE ASS BROS WITH MEGGY

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Hello everyone. I am mario. Before i get started, yes, meggy and I are... you know... But anyway, for those of you whose seek perfection in detail, the only reason that the story will make sense to readers is because meggy is typing it. It is written in the fourth person perspective so as not to cause confusion. So, if any questions to be asked, just comment them. Now, TO THE STORY!!!!!

One day at the Mushroom kingdom, mario and meggy were playing Smash Each Other in the Ass Bros. Mario was playing as a Godly Plate Of Spaghetti, (the plate of spaghetti he fave to that fat as* glove) while played as Yoshi.

Meggy: YOU ARE SOOOO DED

She attacked mario's player with an uppercutter-cut

His health reduced by 1/20

Mario: HA! WEAK

Meggy:Oh yeah, you havent even scratched me.

Mario grinned

Mario: Is that so....

He use spaghetti string SLAP.

This reduced meggy's health by half!

Meggy: HOW

Mario: HA LOL!! YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY POWAH OF SPAGHETTI

mario started to used a whip attack that onltbtook 1/20 hp away but at a quick pace.

Meggy: Oh no you don't

She shot her yoshi tongue at mario and swallowed him.

Meggy: HAHAH. I WIN!! I WIN !!!

Mario: Do you?

Before meggy could comprehend ANYTHING, mario had a click of a cursor, flick of a switch, push of a button, and the lick of an elbow, (thats some weird voodoo shi* going on there) causing a single LONG piece of spaghetti to sharpen and cut the yoshi in half. In a blur of pixels, it was gone.

Meggy yelled in anger. She wasnt SO mad as to dislike mario in any way, no , not even for a second. She was just so confused of how he became so good at the game.

Meggy: GODDAMN ITTTTTTT

Meggy's yell subsided into giggles as she fell into mario's lap. He kissed her and she kept giggling.

Meggy: How did you get so good?

Mario: well, the truth is, its not.... FULLY... me.

Meggy:... wut

Mario: lets  say... that i made tge spaghetti... slightly stronger than all the other smashers.

Meggy:.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................WHAT!!!

Hey guys, thats marios FIRST EVER WATTPAD CHAPTER! I hope you enjoyed it! Ima really tired right now, so ill try and finish tomorrow. But until then....   CYAS

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