Jorge the Babushka Killer

Da Hunt

Jorge was stupid and sloppy with his killings. He left his ID at the crime scene, just for it to be returned by cops who knew it couldn't have been him because he was out looking for his ID. Alluminati still thought he would be hat to catch for some reason. He had to go ask his old partner, Allison, for help. After she agreed to help, they were out on the hunt. "I thought babushkas were a type of scarf" said Allison for the fifth time. Alluminati was being driven insane. He forgot how annoying his partner was. If she kept talking he was going to drive off a cliff. She did keep talking and he kept his promise to himself and drove off a cliff. After tumbling for a couple seconds, the car smashed through the roof of someone's house. Jorge was standing there looking like he was getting ready to kill. Alluminati noticed that he had landed on a bed. Now he was the babushka killer. Jorge called the cops and didn't say anything, but the cops knew. They showed up and arrested Alluminati. After 5 months in prison, Alluminati was sitting in his cell. Suddenly, the wall blew up and killed everyone in his cell except him because he was a main character. Allison was there, but she was dead because the explosion meant to free Alluminati had killed her. This was an all around good day for Alluminati. Once he got out he saw the news on the TV that was right outside the prison meant to entertain the walls so they didn't leave. Jorge had committed his 5,000,000th kill. A party was being thrown in his honor for this glorious achievement. Alluminati had to be there. At this point it was common knowledge that Jorge was the babushka killer, but he was creepy and everyone stayed away from him. Alluminati was getting dressed when there was a knock at his door.