you could always tell when he was here. perhaps it was his natural stench, or the sniffing of his abnormally large nostrils. a familiar nose twitch caught your eye.
'Hello kirigan' you greeted with several consecutive seductive winks
'Please' he begged, biting his lip ' call me daddy darkling' 😜🥰😍🤪
'No' you reply teasingly
At your harsh words, the darkling burst into tears and curled up in a ball. You didn't mind too much- he did this a lot.
'PLEASE' he sobbed, his bulbous oily face straining and contorting.
'Alright daddy darkling' you say with a seductive moo.
You follow him, and as he thrusts his ass in your face, you know just what his intentions are tonight 😈😈.
'What's the occasion' you say with a soft growl
'The reveal' he mutters
'The reveal of little d'
Before you can gasp, the darkling whips out his microscopic wand.
'Its five whole centimetres' he says with a smirk ' I measured it myself'
'Before we start' he quacks 'I must tell you something'
'Anything' you reply.
' I only have one ball.'
'How?'' when I became a shadow summoner one turned black and then it snapped off'
'Well that doesn't matter' you reply
At this he sobs again. He can't help it. He just can't :(
You had the night of your life. You never knew the way he could make it squirm, the way he could emit noises from deep in little d.
It was all silent, until he whispered
' what do you think of
my little earthworm'
'Incredible'
You rub your hand along his sequin adorned table. Kirigan growls and evaporates into dust: