Hugga Stories: The Abused

Physical Education with This

This LOVES to workout, and today he will be teaching you his workout session!

Kindest words from our favorite This: "FIRST! Do jumping jacks until your nose hairs FALL OUT, Hugga taught me that technique. It is a two-in-one, workout AND free nose hair removal. SMELLING COLORS FOR DAYS! NEXT, my favorite, CRUNCHES! You will do One Hundred crunches. That means by the time you get done you will be fully drenched in sweat. Make sure to do this outside, because the more sweat the more beans we get! Hugga says if I fill a gallon container with sweat, I can have beans from breakfast, lunch, and dinner guaranteed! I LOVE SWEAT, sweat is AWESOME, MORE BEANS FOR THIS!"

Our program really doesn't know how to feel about This. He seems to love Hugga, but we think he is blind to the abuse. I mean, who makes their child sweat a whole gallon? He clearly only does it for the beans. I might have to give it a try though, because This looks very fit, but that's not the point we are getting at. This is being abused into working out! What does Hugga do with his gallons of sweat? Tote them around like some trophy? As long as This is happy I guess we can let it happen.