Suspicious sleep wear ( kill la kill x male reader )

chapter 2

Y/n: hi everyone you must be wondering where a/n and Sundial is well a/n poured water on Sundial's paper face and now he is upset and doesn't want to do any narration so A/n go to a reading robot that's not trying to kill him, so I'm taking over. Oh, look at that the story is starting gotta go!

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Alright so I was sitting on the giant wall listening to Ryuko's questioning of Siki-chan

Ryuko: you're gonna tell me who this belongs to Satsuki Kriyuin!

Suki-chan had a real flair for The Dramatics as it took her a whole 3  seconds to answer

Satsuki: Ryuko Matoi was your name right? Interesting, Then that must make you Isshin Matoi's daughter!

... I mean they share the same last name so... nevermind anyway Ryuko was made and embarrassed which is a terrible mix

Ryuko: I knew it! You know who my father was!

And there she goes all that steamed must have burned out

Ryuko: we'll pick this up later Satsuki Kriyuin count on it!!

Ryuko made a tactical retreat

Uzu: after her, she's getting away!

With the slam of her sword, Suki-chan made a mysterious light shine on her

Satsuki: don't bother!

Uzu: my lady?

Satsuki: she'll be back eventually so leave her be till then.

Satsuki left probably to go have tea on something a rich person would do after school and this is where I finally come in

Y/n: oh no she left and I was just starting to be entertained, maybe I should follow her.

That was a yes so I thought the best to jump off the wall and done to the city below

**** timeskip brought to you by-

Y/n: huh?

Sundial barged in with his face dripping ink  and water

Sundial: HoW DaRe UZ tAk ova ma sTri!?

Y/n: are you okay? you seem to get something all over your face.

Sundial: Iam finG! GimMe  tHat Pan noIw!!!

Y/n: doesn't A/n do the-

Sundial: I dOnm Fuggging caR Tha BiS caaN bez lockeD ing Tha clotgit Witv aal dem Angra reders!

Y/n: ok less work for me good luck!

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A train carrying a passed out Ryuko stopped and she fell out like a corpse, a few kids went to investigate

Kid1: no way it's a half-naked chick!

Kid2: I wonder what thing we can get away doing to her?

???: that sounds like fun doesn't it?

The kids screamed and back away from her

Kid1: w-were did you come from?

Y/n: I jumped of course I'm actually quite light despite my look!

Y/n noticed Ryuko was past out and automatically assumed she was dead

Y/n: oh my god she dea?

Y/n did a quiet check to see if it was true