AN- sorry dudes it's like 1am and I currently think this is a good idea. Enjoy.
Can't wait to delete this in the morning :)
Bean POV:
It hasn't been long since I've been taken captive. Chained up, nailed to the ground, forced to live in the dirt. It's humiliating if I'm honest. I even got stuck with this weird ass guy. All he does is ask me meaningless questions like,
"do you think the earth is actually round. Like think about it. If It wasn't we always be walking down because of the curve."
And first of all, why did I have to get stuck with the dumbass. Jerry was right next to me when I got caught but nOo, he got his head sliced off. To be fair I did want him to get caught because that nark would not shut up for the life of me. But at least he a little intelligence. All Sawney spouts is nonsense.
Not to mention this crazy "Scientist". I mean they call themself that but I don't see a degree. They also love to gaslight us. Like if your going to torture us don't pretend to be nice. It's to most annoying shit I've ever experienced. Sure I tried to bite her head off more than once. Doesn't mean you have to be a shit human being.
"Hey, hey bean." Oh my lord please.
"What?" I say
"So you know that guard who's always walking around with that stick so he can itch he butt without anyone seeing." Sawney said through giggles.
"Yea. Why?" I swear Sawney better make this quick.
"Ok well I was thinking, how about when he walks over here you do that head bite thing you do with hange." I mean I have nothing else better to do.
"Alright but then you have to go first when we play I spy again. I hate being the seeker."
"Ok fine just do it." "Oh my god look he coming. Pretend your sleeping hurry!" I closed my eyes and waited for Sawneys signal
"Oh my god, he's here dude, do it do it." I opened my eyes and chomped at something in front of me. But I started to feel movement in my mouth. "Oh my god, Bean you weren't actually supposed to eat him. We're gonna get in so much trouble. I thought we both agreed that we'd never want to see hange bring out the discipline devices again!"
"Dude I had my eyes closed. You were supposed to give the signal before he walked up." I said swallowing the man. "You think I want to relive what hange did to us that day. I swear I should have never listened to you. You always end up getting me in trouble. And then I always take the blame." Sawney just stared at me. I could tell he was trying to think up an answer.
"I mean that's kinda true I guess."
"I'm honestly done with you, don't talk to me."
"Bean you know I didn't mean for it to turn out like this."
"Yea you never do, but it always does. Why'd I have to get stuck with you." I said turning to the side.
"Come on you don't mean that." Sawney was only met with silence.
"Blergh!"
"Uhhhhg, bean did you just barf him up?"
"Oh, like you never have!"
AN- well I guess it was a little fun to write this but I still regret everything. Anyway goodnight.
