Cannibal Bench Trio Au (But I Need Ideas For It Would Be Greatly Appreciated)

The Chickens Mad-

Summary:

Don't piss off the chicken guys-

Notes:

This idea was submitted by idea Ao3 commenter #3 WakinLazyTurnip

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Let's just say no one made Tommy mad after this-

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Wilbur

Looks like someones not eating tonight.

"TOMMY!" Wilbur shouted across the newly CC's shared house.

Tommy yelled in response, "YEAH WIL?"

"I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE FORGOTTEN TO GET MORE FOOD?" Wilbur's voice got higher as the half sentence half question was spoken.

Tommy immediately comes running down the stairs and straight to Wilbur who is looking extremely nervous.

"You what.?" A very irritated Tommy asked.

"Forgotten to get the food...?" Spoken the same way as his previous sentence.

"I guess were gonna be having you for dinner then." As a knife suddenly appears in Tommy's hands.

A very (jokenly (probably not a word)) scared Wilbur immediately starts running around the house at Tommy chases him with the knife. Let's just say Wilbur didn't forget anymore after that.

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Tubbo

Tommy and Tubbo where sitting on the bench outside their house.

"Hey Tubso?" Tommy asked.

"Yes Toms?" Tubbo responded.

"Who's better me or Ranboo?"

"..." Tubbo was completely silent.

"Really Tommy-"

"Answer the question." Tommy was getting slightly annoyed.

"Well, Uh, I don't really know you're both great." Tubbo questionably answered.

"So you admit it you pick Ranboo!-" A more annoyed Tommy responded

"Tommy I didn't say that!"

"Well you were certainly thinking it!"

"Tommy put the gun down!-"

"Admit i'm better than Ranboo then!"

"Fine yes your better than Ranboo just please stop aiming the gun at me!-"

"That's what I thought." Tommy said, the gun going back to wherever it came from.

Tubbo sighed in relief still a bit scared of Tommy, hoping he never has to answer that question again.

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Ranboo

Tommy doesn't like being short.

"Ranboo."

"Tommy."

"Why are you so tall."

"I don't know why are you so short?"

"Ha ha very funny RaNbOo" Tommy said getting agitated with him.

"It's not my fault, I didn't choose this height"

"Well I think I know how to shorten your height." As an axe appears in Tommy's hands.

"Tommy why don't we think this through-"

"Oh I've thought long enough and I think those legs need to g o."

"Tommy you don't need to do this-"

"Oh I think I do."

"Oh would you look at that looks like Tubbo's calling me gotta go byeeee-" Ranboo teleported away before Tommy could cut his legs off.

I don't think anyone commented on Tommy's height after that.