Once upon a modern day there lived a fair maiden of the name Roux. She was a modern pirate and loved to explore on her one-person pirate ship, which she had named "The Creator Smurfol". One day she was sailing around in the vast ocean on The Creator Smurfol when a terrible storm shook the sea. The storm was indeed a terrible one which rocked the giant boat back and forth so much that Roux got very seasick and passed out. When she had awoken she discovered her boat was completely destroyed, but to her surprise it had crashed on an isolated island paradise. She decided to explore the paradise since she figured she would be marooned there for a while. On the vast island she found little blue magic people who looked an awful lot like smurfs. Roux gathered all of them up that she could find and viciously slaughtered them and ate them as a good pirate would. Once she realized she could be potentially marooned on the island forever, she set out to come up with a name for the island. She decided to name the island "The Smurf Cult", after the little magic blue people that she had slaughtered. Little did she know that The Smurf Cult would be the start of something amazingly cursed.
*to be continued*
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Cursedtopia: The Movie
Non-Fictionit's not really a movie but use your imagination ig :pensive:
