Once upon a time in the MCU (Marvel cinematic universe) There was a young grape named Thanos. A scientist named Doc McStuffins picked him and did tests on him like he was a lab rat. But Suddenly she had him turned him into a purple boy. Doc McStuffins Grabbed a syringe and injected steroids into his arm, the fluid rushing through his veins we're having a club party and drinking shots.. Thanos increased in size and he got so strong the scientist aggressively shoved him into a rocket and slammed the door and launch him on a planet with a whole bunch of other purple grape men, women and kids. It was happier times up there until it overpopulated.
The planet exploded into explosive confetti but Thanos made it out alive with some serious brain damage so he came to earth and avengers stuff happened. After Thanos got clapped on he came back alive and started growing blonde hair despite him being a boy. He saw his 🍆 crumble to dust and became a woman with serious brain damage and that's how she became a bimbo bitch ass karen.