snape x edward x ron love square

one and only chapter

A year ago a new boy arrived, pale skin glimmering when it touched the light. He looked like a disco ball crossed with a fairy princess.

"Edward Cullen, "he smirked, hair that stuck up like a mane flopping, "May I sit?"

From behind him, Ronald walked towards you and you give him a look that said go away cute boy with skin like a mermaid caught with to much glitter is talking to me.

Nobody can believe there eyes. Why could they, you have just been kissed by the cutest boy in school.
Edward Cullen has thrown caution to the wind and finally kissed y/n, and in front of the whole school. From the corner of your eye, You see Cho Chang huff, and you feel a tiny victory.
Edward leans back, showing someone a little further from victory.

Snape is hiding his head, standing by the other teachers in the courtyard. He is about three years older than you, the youngest by far, and you know he'd have quit it all if you had quit just one thing...

"Everybody's staring..." you whisper to Edward, who is grinning.

"What the hell did you just do to my best friend," Ron shouts, making you blush.

See, here's why:

So about two years ago you reached year five, just after your best friend Cedric died. Sad times, you know. So basically one thing becomes another and you are sat by yourself at the ravenclaw table, hating your classmates and missing the love of your life. Or so you thought. Tired of your crying, Ronald Weasley sits down opposite you, tissue in hand and heart willing to be friend zoned. Two years later, you meet after class to talk about books and classes, but never date. You could never date the guy who acts like your brother.

A year ago a new boy arrived, pale skin glimmering when it touched the light. He looked like a disco ball crossed with a fairy princess.
"Edward Cullen, "he smirked, hair that stuck up like a mane flopping, "May I sit?"

From behind him, Ronald walked towards you and you give him a look that said go away cute boy with skin like a mermaid caught with to much glitter is talking to me.

He sat with you every lunch for two years, brooding silently or asking you if u thought he was a bad boy. You thought he was flirting until you realised he was half vampire.

About three weeks ago Boris approached you in the halls, smiling and balding.

"Nice to know my favourite student got an A" Snape said, stroking your hair and making you feel very uncomfortable.
"I got an A?" You asked.
He kissed your nose and nodded. His white, thinning hair looked like a ferret was lodged in his roots.
"Student teacher relationships are so-" you began, worried.
" shhhh its all fine ezra and aria do it its fine."
"Hes hella creepy, and that relationship is weird," you say, imagining the dude naked, and then smiling as you imagined there pervert behind bars. Much better.

The hushed whispers continued until dunbledore caught you in a hallway yesterday.

"SEVERUS SNAPE!" he shouted, almost as loud as he had when Harry put his name in the goblet of fire.
"Can I join in?" Dumbledore asked.
You laugh.
"I didnt say anything ignore me. BoJo your fired as of next week. Y/n, you are to have detention because, being a man of power who has never experienced being in à vulnerable position, I feel its right to victim blame. Be gone

Standing there now, you feel dizzy.
"YOU KUST KISSED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE CULLEN! YOU ABLSOUTE DOODOO HEAD. " Ronald shouts again, and Snape steps forward.

"Evey guy is just tripping over themselves they're so in love with you huh? Was our love just a game? Were you manipulating me?" Snape said.
" the kettle calling the coffee Black."
"Did you mention me?" Sirius asked, winking stbke from the crowd.
"SERIOUSLY Y/N!" Edward shouts.
"actually it's sirius, not siruisly." Sirius says.
"An ex," you say.
"Which of us do you love, y/n?" Ronald asks, crying.

Snape is body rolling to entice you and Edward is sparkling like a disco ball on steroids. You cover your eyes so you aren't blinded.

"YEAH WHICH OF US DO YOU LOVE!" Aro shouts, leader of the vultori.
"That was one night thing." You shout back.
"Dobby loovvvveees you y/n." A familiar voice says.
"I..I...*bites lip dramatically* I.. I... *blinks awkwardly* I... I think... I think I... I think I love you," Belle shouts from the crowd.

Snape has stopped body rolling and is now doing the worm shouting "Choose Me y/n!"

"GO COMPARE!!! GO COMPAREE!! GO COMPARE ME TO THE OTHERS YOU WILL SEE IM TJE KNLY MAN FOR YOU!" the go compare advert man Sings.
"MICKEY MOUSE LOVES-"

"Shut up" you shout, pointing, "There is just one for me."

You grab the hand of dumbledore, knowing once and for all you wanted to say yes in that hallway. You wanted him to join in. Together, you ride off into the sunset on a hippogriff, Edward Cullen sneaking into your room in Paris each night to check you still alive and watch you in general. Ronald marries Snape,enchanted by his body rolling and everything is perfect