Me Crying About Random Bullshit

1. HellPark's Gregory (Wolfgang Bellarose III) of Yardale

I will now formally complain about how upset a character's story makes me. Yes that's right.

Literally spent a good 20 minutes getting sad about him and how unfair his life was, hence his reasoning to kill Stan.

For reference: in the story a portal from hell is opened into the real world by Craig Tucker, and releases demons of those from down below.
The third person (from hell) to make his entrance is Gregory, seeking revenge on Stan Marsh, who had killed him on a school field trip when they were ten.

While being complete enemies, Gregory's only "crime" was being talkative and bad-mouthing Stan most of the time, and kind of trying to steal his "girlfriend." Its literally 4th grade, it's not a big deal sTAN.

Being partnered for the field trip, Gregory complained about Stan as they walked together by the cliffs of the Grand Canyon.

Stan, (who has an odd liking for bananas?) finishes his snack, and throws the peel at Gregory. It hits him in the head, falls to the ground, and Gregory is outraged. He takes a stomp forward at him, and slips. Falling through the safety bars of the Grand Canyon, he falls to his death. Stan starts pointing and laughing at him and his endless fall down one of the bIGGEST CANYONS IN THE WORLD.

I know it's a dumb, stupid way to die, but cOME ONNNN— REALLY???

Idk man falling to your demise at the ripe age of tEN and being so shocked you are unable to react is upsetting to me in general. But this fuckin brat laughing at him??? Dude???

And to make matters worse, he fell directly on his back. You're probably wondering, why is that bad?