Once upon a time there was a bear, a goat, and an owl. They all were best friends and loved fucking around in the forest. One day they were playing hide and seek. It was the goat's turn ro seek out the hiders. When the time came to go seek, he soent several dozens, even hours, looking for the bear and owl. Then, just as he was about to give up, he heard giggles coming up above. They were hiding in the tree though the goat. But the goat couldn't climb, so he had to think of a plan to get them down so he could win this bitch ass game. Finally, after moments of careful thinking, he had a plan. The goat faced the tree, backed up several steps, and charged at the tree. He suddenly became energized with demon energy and realized he was the lord and savior Satan. He bashed the tree and the tree exploded and fell to the ground, killing everyone. Ain't no one gonna mess with the goat. Ain't no fucking one. The endz
