Two lovers, who went by the names Amber and Sheldon, were perfect for each other. Amber was smart, gorgeous, and all around beautiful. She loved to draw and listen to music and play video games. She made the perfect match for Sheldon. He was quite similar, only, as Amber refers him to, "cute, hawt, smexy, and adorable". He too also loved to draw and play video games. They loved each other very much despite the several mistakes Sheldon makes every now and then, but Amber still loved him more than the world itself. One day they decided to hang out at the mall. Y'know, just hang out and hold hands, and maybe have a coffee together. Actually scratch that- of course they'd get a coffee. Coffee's fucking amazing. And they loved coffee. They set foot into the mall and immediately began holding hands. "Your hands are so soft" Amber mentioned. Sheldon smiles and replied. "So are yours. Heheh." They gotten together one day after a long 3 years of only seeing each other online. They finally got to get together and live with each other. They were the happiest couple alive. "C'mon let's go check out Hot Topic!" Amber said excitedly. Sheldon nodded in agreement and they set off to check out the kick-ass store. Sheldon looked around at all the Zelda and Attack on Titan merchandise while Amber scanned the store carefully. They found nothing in their interest at the moment and decided to head off to Game Stop (apparently Sheldon's suggestion as always). Nerd. But, in a split second, they were about to find out why today was a bad day to come to the mall. With the shatter of glass and te piercing sound of screams and gunshots, it was obvious that people were robbing the mall. Wait why the fuck would you rob the mall? Go to a fricking Dollar Tree. Everything there is a single dollar like seriously. It was no surprise that both Sheldon and Amber were scared to near death. Their worst fears were losing each other. "SHIT DUDE RUN!" Amber yelled. Sheldon hesitated for a second but then started off after Amber. Sheldon's long legs helped him in this situation, making him run as quick as ever. Gunpowder and fear filled the air as the couple rushed to the nearest exit. As Sheldon was passing Amber, he grabbed her and somehow managed to lift her onto his back. PIGGYBACK RUNAWAAAYYY!.... Sorry. That was a bit uncalled for. Ahem. Anyways, as Sheldon and Amber reached the exit, Sheldon tripped and fell flat on his stomach and chin, cushioning Amber's following fall. Amber got up and ran out the door and Sheldon followed but was caught by his shirt's collar and pulled back. They had gotten him. Amber rushed back in to attempt to save her lover, but the criminal wacked her with the back of the gun whicj knocked her down. Owch. The criminal then pointed the gun towards Sheldon's face and said "Goodnight ya bastard". Sheldon shielded his tear-drenched face with his arms in hopes of something to save him. Jesus fuck this is suspenseful! But the criminal was knocked sideways. Sheldon looked to see what was going on. Amber had elbowed the side of his face. She swiped the gun away from him and aimed it towards him while walking back. "Do I have to save your ass all the time?" Amber joked. Sheldon grabbed her hand and off they fled. They got in the car and Sheldon floored the gas while Amber called the police. They hugged tightly afterwards and cried. They loved each other too much to lose one another. So again, the power of love and companionship has saved the day once again. The ends.
Oh and they also fought off an alien UFO with kick-ass bazookas. And won. HELLZ YEA!! FUCKING BADASS COUPLE I TELL YOU!
