Before we get into it i just wanna say i was bored when i made this and this should't exist
Nishinoya was walking home from school when he bumped into a hunky stranger known as Shrek.They gazed into eachothers orbs feeling a spark between them.Shrek spoke saying "Care to rolling thunder into my hole?"Nishinoya blushed not expecting shrek to be so bold.As they made their way to Shrek's swamp Papa Smurf up and said"Shrek are you bringing home another person?You know how waluigi the werewolf king is!"Shrek then said"And his sack be small!"Diluc then appeared and yelled "Burn!"Everyone stopped because in the distance they heard baby by Justin Beiber.Shrek then started to shake his cake,but ended up throwing it back so hard it caused an earthquake.Shrek made Nishinoya feel something that no one else made him feel.Nishinoya was so taken by Shrek's badonkadonks he proposed to him.Then a few few weeks later Nishinoya went up to Shrek and said"I have something to tell you.""I'm pregnant with fifteenteen children."But i never dropped a load in you!" Shrek said in an angry tone.
To be countinued
