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Marinette what have you done?!

*Lukas POV*

I was walking over to my girlfriend Marinettes house for our 2 year anniversary picnic, right?

I found her making out with Kagami.

Yeah.

So as one does, I stole her dream man Adrien, sorry boo 💕

So she's upset now. Boo hoo to her.

She doesn't know yet that I   - - - - - -   - - - - - - - -    - - -   when we were still together tho lmaooo

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I mean she deserved it, she was being suuuuper toxic that day and threatened to commit fork in toaster if I didn't do what she said.

Anyways yeah, so now I'm going on a date with my boyfriend Adrien.

He's such a sweetheart 💕

"Hey babe!" He says, brushing his hand through his hair.

"Hey cutie ;)" I respond.

We sit down together and start chatting about how the weather is, our common interests, that sort of thing.

Then Marinette walks into the store. Oh no.

She sees OUR DATE and walks up to us. Shit. 

"Heyyyyyy Adrien!! 💕" She says twirling her hair into a freaking tornado.

Adrien looks up coldly. "Oh. Hey Marinette."

"Dupain-cheng." I greet her almost as coldly as our iced coffee.

"Coffeeman." She responds and I burst into laughter

"LMAO WHATTTT"

"That's your last name right?

"BRO WE WERE TOGETHER FOR TWO YEARS AND YOU THOUGHT MY LAST NAME WAS COFFEEMAN?! LMAOOOOO" 

Adrien snorted and tried not to spit out his drink.

She got angry. "You're so annoying! That's why I was cheating on you all these years!"

Chloe abruptly turned around. Wait. Since when was she here? 

"You do not speak to my best friend that way. Dupain-cheng, prepare to meet your maker.

"Oh shut up Chloe >:("

I got up "Okay this is too much, I'm leaving."

"Oh I can join you Adrien!"

He got up as well. "Actually, I'm leaving too."

*Adriens POV*

Luka stormed out, clearly upset. Poor guy. I caught up with him and apologized for what had happened in there. "Luka, listen, I am so sorry-"

He turned and looked at me, his expression softening. "It's alright... I guess."

"Wanna go back to my place and we can talk about it?"

"Sure" He smiled and walking with me, holding my hand.