|𝙸𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝙾𝚗𝚎-𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜| {Tony S. × Loki L.}✍

15

Loki was in his room, reading a book about Norse mythology until he was abruptly interrupted.

"Mr. Laufeyson, Mr. Stark requests you" Jarvis informed.

"What for? Can't he see that I'm busy?" Loki asked as he slammed his book shut.

Tony was getting on his last nerve. Recently, Tony has been pulling a whole lot of pranks, and it's ticking Loki off. To top it off, the pranks were pretty hilarious.

"He has not informed me of the details, but he says that it's urgent," Jarvis replied.

"Right, and where is he?"

"In his lab."

"Alright. Thank you. "

Loki groaned as he got up off of his desk, and opened the door to his room.
"This better be good, Or I swear in the name of Alfather I will skim that twit alive," Loki growled, as he walked down the hall, into the elevator.

He went inside and pushed the number 21 button, that leads to Tony's lab.

The elevator opened, and the empty hallway leading to Tony's lab.

He approached the door and knocked as he silently waited for a response.

"Who is it?" Loki heard Tony's voice say.

"It's me, Loki," Loki uttered, and rolled his eyes.

"Ah, I see. Come in." Tony said.

Loki opened the door, and all of a sudden water poured down on him.

"HA! BAHAHAHAHA!" Tony laughed, as he placed a hand on his rib, crying from laughter.

The bucket landed on Loki's head, covering his head. Okay, that's the LAST fucking straw.

He threw the bucket off of him, and flicked his wrist, making his two daggers appear.

Tony saw the weapon and shut up right away. "Oh shit." He said, as he slowly walked away from Loki. "Hey..calm down, it's just a mindless prank-"

"Anthony, I will give you 5 seconds to run before I skin you alive," Loki said and smiled eerily.

Tony didn't have to be told twice and dashed out of the lab.

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Steve, Thor, Natasha, and Bruce were in the common room, relaxing on their day off from saving the world.

"It's been pretty quiet in the tower today. I kinda like it." Steve said as he read a magazine.

"Yeah. It's a miracle-" Bruce said

All of sudden, They heard a loud shriek.

"Aaaaand I spoke too soon," bruce muttered as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

"What in the world was that?" Steve asked as he put down his book.

"It sounds like Tony. He screams like a pregnant woman." Natasha replied as she switched the channel of the TV.

"How do you know what Tony screams like?-"

"Don't. It's a long story." Natasha interrupted.

"Okay, But why is he screaming?" Thor asked as he got up from the floor.

They heard another scream. It gradually got louder, as they saw Tony run into the room, followed by Loki.

Tony ran to his friends, as he was damp with sweat. Then they saw Loki not too far away, his eyes glowed green as he had his two sharp daggers in his hands.

Thor stood up and walked to his brother.

"Brother, what's going on?" Thor asked.

Loki looked at Thor for a split second before glaring at Tony, his eyes piercing into Tony's skull.

"This twit pulled another GODDAMN PRANK! I'm going to skin him alive, and feed him Fenrir!" Loki yelled as he pointed one of his daggers at Tony.

Natasha rolled his eyes as she glared at Tony. She huffed in annoyance and pushed him off of her. "How the hell do you manage to piss off EVERY single one of us? You know Loki is crazy as fuck, but yet you mess with him the most." Natasha scolds.

Tony yelped as he fell onto the floor. Loki decided that it was his time, and stabbed thor with one of his daggers, and pounced on Tony, his legs straddled Tony's waist as he pressed his dagger against Tony's throat.

Steve rushed to pull Loki off of Tony, as bruce hurried to help Thor with the newly cut in his abdomen.

"Okay, everyone wait!" Natasha yelled as she sipped her alcoholic drink.

Everyone went silent, as they stared at Natasha. She got up and began walked out of the room. "Okay, now you can continue!" She yelled.

Loki tried to attack Tony, as steve held him back.

"Gosh. Thor, are you alright?" Bruce asked, as he ripped off a piece of his purple shirt and placed it on Thors wound.

"Uh, yeah, it just stings. Loki used to do this to me when we were toddlers. I'm used to it." Thor said as he reached to pull the dagger out. Bruce slapped Thor's hand, making Thor move his hand.

"Dont take the knife out! It could be the only thing that stops you from blood loss." Bruce said.

"Pfft! I'm a god, for crying out loud! I can handle a little stab-" thor yelped in pain, as bruce pushed the wound a little harder. "Ow!"

"Come on let's go get this cleaned," Bruce said as he looked back at the other three men arguing.

"And away from this mess," Bruce muttered as he leads Thor to the infirmary room.

"AYO, STOP!" Tony screeched, as he hid behind Steve. "Aren't you supposed to be an avenger?!"

"Oh shut your pie hole, you IDIOT! You did this to yourself! Now come here so I can kill you!" Loki growled, as he tried to reach for Tony, but was grabbed by steve.

Loki snapped his eyes at Steve, glaring daggers into Steve's skull. "Loki, calm down.." Steve said as he placed a hand on Loki's shoulder.

Loki slowly lowers his dagger, as he felt himself get calmer.

"That's it...take a deep breath..and breathe out," Steve instructed, his voice was low and comforting.

Loki did what steve asked, and calmed his breathing down, his eyes slowly dimmed down.

"Now...put the dagger down.." Steve whispered.

Loki dropped the dagger on the floor and sighed. "I-I..urm.."

He looked down in embarrassment, clearly regretting what he did.

"Hey, it's alright. It's TONY'S fault as much as it is yours. Just relax. I will deal with him." Steve said and smiled.

Loki smiled slightly, as he nodded his head.

"Now hang on! How can you change a deranged god into a purring fucking cat in under 10 seconds?" Tony asked as he looked at Steve and Loki.

Loki snapped his head at Tony. His eyes glowing green once again.

"You have got to be shitting me," Steve said, as he watched Loki slowly become angry again.

"Hey...Loki. calm down-"

Loki blasted a green ball of light at Steve, making him fly across the room and hit a wall.

"Oh shit," Tony said, as he slowly backed away.

"You cunt! This is your fault!" Loki screamed. as he grabbed his dagger from the ground and chased after Tony.