[a/n] social media/chat thing bc i decided to make up random text scenes and twitter posts instead of actually making the ones needed for the story
y/n
yeah but like, it could also not blow up in our faces
Life Alert (Evangeline)
but it will also probably do that
I'm not lettin your dumbass ideas get me deported😭
y/n
chilll it's not technically illegal
Bored God(Momo)
Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's a good idea
Life Alert
fuck you mean technically??
Katy Perry(Todoroki)
I mean if we dress up as tourists it might work
You guys already seem pretty American
y/n
Pardon??
Life alert
what do you mean by that
Katy Perry
WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
I MEANT LIKE YOUR MANNERISMS AND THINGS
Life Alert
...ima be nice and let you off the hook
Pomeranian(Bakugo)
Pennsylvania do you want this curry or not.
Life Alert
I want it chill I got stuck in traffic I shoulda taken the train
if I get there and my currys gone I'm beating yo ass
Pomeranian
I'd like to see you try.
Life Alert
oh please I'd fold you like a wet paper bag
Y/N
fuck y'alls flirting why does she get curry but i dontttt :(((
Life Alert
we not flirting
Pomeranian
We're not flirting
Y/N
mhm and momos straight
back to important things like why don't I get curry
Katy Perry
I also want to know why I wasn't offered curry
Pomeranian
I didn't offer her anything she just begged me until I gave in
Life Alert
I ain't beg you for shit I just bugged you til you said yes
Pomeranian
Same difference
Life Alert
yk what fuck curry I'm whoopin yo ass
COME OUTSIDE I'M NOT GON HURT YOU
but seriously can you let me in I'm outside
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