(best story ever so shut up bestie)
You wake up knowing your late..as always when you not so carefully stumble out of bed hitting your head with your deku body pillow. "O.M.G IM SO SORRY MY LITLE SUSSY BAKA!! I DIDN'T MEAN YOU ANY HARM!!" The body pillow stares back at you deeply and then says "..." You quickly hug him and squeal "AAAH YOUR ALWAYS SO FORGIVING, MWAH" You flinch as you hear your dad, Levi call out "God damn it brat, when will you get your thick ass out of bed." You quickly jump out and wear your "Japanese anime, kawai skool girl" outfit and grab a crusty dusty slice of bread from under your bed and put it in your mouth trying not to bite it or else it will fall off. (Logic, duhhh)
you quickly rush down to say goodbye to your parents, when you dad suddenly calls you out again. "Oi, you brat wait!" you turn around to face him but can't seem to find him anywhere. "Tch. I over here." you hear a voice from below and look down at your midget dad. "oh sorry Daddy~ I forgot how short you were." you say innocently, while stabbing his heart with your cruel words without realizing. He runs over to you mom and hangs onto her while crying and sniffing his tears on her apron. Your mom, Mary looks up at you and glares, "You better apologize to your dad now, Arisha!" she growls. "UGH STFU M.A.R.Y NOBODY GIVES AND DAMN ABOUT YOU, AND STOP SAYING MY NAME WRONG UGHH I WISH YOU WEREN'T MY MOM. LIKE LADY GET A HOLD OF YOUR EGO WILL YOU??" you say bluntly making no sense.
"you say that everyday." She replies emotionless. "Anyways brat, I was going to say that your skirt is too small, and I can see you underwear from here. Nice choice by the way." Levi states as you smile back at him sweetly and thank him. Your about to rush out the door, when you hear the midget call at you once again! "Oi brat. Aren't you gonna give your daddy a french kiss before you go to school? "Daddd I'm not 5 anymoreee, but ok since you say so." You walk up to him, kneel down and french kiss the hell out of him for the next 37 hours. The you quickly get up and rush out. "SORRY GOTTA RUN! I REALLY DON'T WANNA MISS THE SCHOOL BUS!!"
You rush out still holding your moldy bread with your arms up on each side, gripping your fist tightly. As you run you slowly stop for a break and to catch your breathfrom all that 2 whole seconds of running. As you start to pick up your pace you encounter other girls who are doing the same things as you, some were even stuffed with 2 melons to get extra vibe and attention. You get aggressive as you knew there could only be one (which is you since your the baddest bitch ever!). One girl, who was also holding a moldy bread with her mouth closed up to you and tried to talk to you through her bread making sure it doesn't fall. "Ohaio! Konichiw- ack-" you interrupt her by roundhouse kicking her fake melon boob as she springs up dying on the spot. The others try to run away from you ask they yelled "*Cutely screams in Japanese.*" 10 minutes later you find them all dead on the floor. you continue to run as you looked back to see a old guy lifting their skirts up and take pictures of themselves.
For some reason you felt like you knew him. You finally arrive to school at 6pm in the morning. You try to sneak in to your locker when a dumbass exposes you by shouting "BESTIEE HEYY" you look back to see your bffffllll44lifezz, aka Aireen hug you tightly as your ribs start to crush. "O.M.G HEYYY HOE." you yell as she stares back at you akwardly. you look back in your locker to find a note. "Huh, who is this from. Aireen stares from your shoulder and quietly whispers so nobody can hear "SOMEONE SENT YOU A LOVE LETTER?? OOO WHO IS IT ARI!!? WHO IS IT?!! OH IS IT THAT BOY YOU LIKE NAMED LIGHT YAGAMI WHO IS Coincidentally RIGHT NEXT TO US!!??" Her voice echoed loudly as you stared at her and said.. "OMG I THINK SO!!!" you open up the letter to read this:
[Insert letter *cough*]
To, Arisha
Hey this is me, your anonymous lover. I have been in love with you since 98 years. I was wondering if you wanna cuddle and make out in the moonlight while we listen to Ed Sheeran! We could even go to the zoo to sit inside a cage and watch animals pet us!! I think your really cute and banana! I hope we can get married and have 1009402 hamster babies that we will produce together!
Love, lover_.boy
"OMG GIRLY THATS SO ROMANTIC!! wait who is lover boy?" Aireen asks in desperation! You take a moment and realize that you knew nobody by the name of lover_.boy meaning it was obviously an anonymous name! He sounded so romantic and you were already desperate to meet him and cutely break his knee caps! The only problem was you didn't know who it was! "Don't worry girly we will find him! Plus there are only 7669.0 million boys attending our school! How hard can it be?" Aireen cheers.
Yeah..how hard can it be..?
TO BE CONTINUED XD....
