Ur So Gay

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Ur So Gay:

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf

While jacking off listening to Mozart

You bitch and moan about LA

Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway

You don't eat meat and drive electrical cars

You're so indie rock it's almost an art

You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like, no you don't even like

No you don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like, no you don't even like

No you don't even like...

You're so sad, maybe you should buy a Happy Meal

You're so skinny, you should really super size the deal

Secretly you're so amused that nobody understands you

I'm so mean 'cause I cannot get you outta your head

I'm so angry 'cause you'd rather MySpace instead

I can't believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than...

You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like, no you don't even like

No you don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like, no you don't even like

No you don't even like...

You walk around like you're oh so debonair

You pull 'em down and there's really nothin' there

I wish you would just be real with me

You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like, no you don't even like

No you don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like, no you don't even like

Oh no no no no no no no

You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like, no you don't even like

No you don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like, no you don't even like

No you don't even like... penis!

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