Nothing. That was what she was from the moment what walked in. From the way she panted like a feral brute and didn't even bother with a brush for that wild hair of hers. She would be surprised if she even had one. Of course, she gravitated towards a bigger mess than herself.
"Hello, I'm Doc, as you all should know if you have any business being online. If it wasn't because people use me for the same thing as you two and more... I wouldn't be here. I'm not here to make friends or impress." She flipped her royal blue hair. "What you see is what you get, but try to stay on my good side." She shot her gaze to the woman across from her.
PWA turned her attention to the much less annoying woman next to her, who also sat closest to Static. Her hair was darker, with silver strands in a tight bun with a pencil for either accessory or function. She could all but see her blood boiling, yet her voice came out as a flowing stream of magma. She tilted her silver thin-framed glasses down at Doc with a glare. "I walked so you could run, child."
Doc gave a fake smile. "And I thank you for becoming obsolete over the years. I would have had a much harder time coming up if it wasn't for your stubbornness," she purred, a smug smirk on her face as she rested her chin on her palm.
Word took a breath to speak, but PWA couldn't bring herself to let this woman lower herself to the level of a spoiled princess. "That and your daddy dearest? He had no aid in your succsess?"
"Enough," Static hissed, calmly as white spears of light shot from the obsidian table, stopping just a half a milimeter away from the throats of the three.
Not one being at the table didn't flinch.
"You, Doc, are only here due to google's monopoly on the internet, remember that if it wasn't for your father's money, you wouldn't have lasted half a decade."
Doc fell silent, crossing her arms and looking away. She slipped into an uncaring demeanor so quickly that PWA's spine chilled.
"I am more than happy to work with Ms. Word. With age comes much needed wisdom," PWA said. The blue blush on the older woman's face was adorable as she looked away.
"I would love too."
Older programs are weak to flattery.
... And editing softwear are helpless to competition.
"Mrs. Doc?" Grammarly asked, causing the being to look over at her. "Would you do me the honor of working with me?"
"Now, this woman knows how to take my whole heart," Doc purred, offering her hand. "It would be wonderful working with someone actually tasteful."
PWA fought the chill that ran up her spine at Doc's glare. If she pushed her buttions too much, such a powerhouse will have no qualms with running to daddy and getting the program deleted.
It had happened before...
"You have very good taste as well," she said, placing a kiss on Doc's knuckles, causing the being to blush.
PWA's shoulders relaxed.
"I'M GONNA WRITE A FANFIC ABOUT THIS!" Wattpad shouted, tail thumping her chair a mile a minute as she formed a screen from a line of code and began feavorously typing away, her clawed fingers just a blur.
A dimond in the rough indeed...
"So long as my husband Drive doesn't read it, I am perfectly fine with it~" Doc purred, eyes transfixed on grammarly's.
She and Word exhanged a look and Ao3 let out an audible sigh. "Can we please move on?"
"Yes," Static said, her tone bone dry. "I have gathered you all today because three people in this room will be erased within this decade. Their needs to be more room for other programs. It seems you all have split perfectly, here are your file folders."
The room fell silent and the air grew too thick to move, let alone breathe.
PWA looked at hers before Ms Word asked for it with a waiting hand. She handed it over, reciving hers in return. Age 54, doccument program, many achievemnts, but also problems with outdated and frustrating coding.
Ao3 read through her own.
Wattpad losed her file in seconds. "I'm not immature!"
The air thinned enough to chuckle.
One would swear even Static had a smile. "Meeting dismissed, show yourselves out."
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Anyone But You (Grammarly x PWA)
Fanfiction(I'm bored and going to hell anyway) Grammarly, the scholarly yet simple woman. ProWritingAid is everything a truly studied person wishes they were, all the way down to her professional appearance. The white noise (Internet) is making a choice to er...