Tommy, crying: I miss Tubbo
Ranboo: Tommy it's been 4 minutes
Tubbo, walking in: Hi Tommy!
Tommy: Fuck you Tubbo, I didn't miss you at all.
———
Tubbo: [Hey sexy]
Ranboo: [stop]
Tommy: [this is the one and only time I will agree with Ranboo]
Ranboo: [I meant stop as in "stop saying sexy, i am much more than sexy, I am handsome"]
Tommy: [This is the one of many times I will disagree with Ranboo]
———
Tubbo, scrolling through Twitter: Hey Ranboo why'd you like this fanart of me and Tommy on the beach, with you in the corner sobbing?
Ranboo: I didn't
Both:
Both: TOMMY WHY THE FUCK-
———
Tommy: Okay Tubbo, I'm going to go near Michael.
Tubbo: ...okay...
Tommy: *steps near Michael*
Tubbo: I don't trust you, I don't trust you at all
Tommy, taking out his axe: what ever do you mean
———
Tubbo: Hi Tommy!! Wanna go put the Ranboo plushies right next to him so he wakes up and gets freaked out?
Tommy, grabbing the said plushies: you truly are my best friend
———
Tommy and Ranboo: Why
Tubbo: Because you won't stop fighting
Tommy+Ranboo in a tent which is sealed with duct tape: Okay but this is really unnecessary-
Tubbo, sealing the door: Trust me, it isn't
