"ello dude you got a nice ass ther my mate"
"piss off bruv"
"nah lad"
the bitches got in the pool and found a bridge (:0) they were both simping for women but then a creepy ass guy rose from the fucking water. dickhead.
one of them grabbed the others hands and pulled them close.
"are we about to kiss right now?"
the man then left.
the started cackling and one chocked.
they both drowned.
the end.
