January 21st
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y/neilish: here's something before this picture i was dry. now i'm wet. (get your head out of the gutter kids) billie my beloved wife decided to throw my phone onto the bed thing then pull my arm up and throw me into the water with her. that's not all, then she proceeded to swim with me still on her because she wouldn't let me go then this girl grabs a fake ass snake and puts it on me. that's my wife for ya
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billieeilish: i would never do such a thing, im an angel
billiepooh: one you look so pretty two im peeing myself from laughing so hard
finneas: why am i not surprised
maggiembaird: oh my lord
claudiasulewski: LMFAOOO
mystrangeaddiction: where did the snake even come from?
y/neilish: girl, she had it in her boobs 🙄 @mystrangeaddiction
jadethirwall: um i dont know what to say
jacksonfuller: well, im laughing
haileybieber: get her back
y/neilish: shes impossible to scare @haileybieber
perrieedwards: sorry to come into your convo but like y/n honey have you seen billie on ellen?? yeah 'shes impossible to scare' alright.
billieeilish: hey i dont get scared @perrieedwards
perrieedwards: course you dont :) @billieeilish
myboy2001: what is even happening??
kys: nobody cares about your problems