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y/neilish: here's something before this picture i was dry. now i'm wet. (get your head out of the gutter kids)  billie my beloved wife decided to throw my phone onto the bed thing then pull my arm up and throw me into the water with her. that's not all, then she proceeded to swim with me still on her because she wouldn't let me go then this girl grabs a fake ass snake and puts it on me. that's my wife for ya

478,565 comments

billieeilish: i would never do such a thing, im an angel 

billiepooh: one you look so pretty two im peeing myself from laughing so hard

finneas: why am i not surprised

maggiembaird: oh my lord

claudiasulewski: LMFAOOO

mystrangeaddiction: where did the snake even come from?

y/neilish: girl, she had it in her boobs 🙄 @mystrangeaddiction

jadethirwall: um i dont know what to say

jacksonfuller: well, im laughing

haileybieber: get her back

y/neilish: shes impossible to scare @haileybieber

perrieedwards: sorry to come into your convo but like y/n honey have you seen billie on ellen?? yeah 'shes impossible to scare' alright. 

billieeilish: hey i dont get scared @perrieedwards

perrieedwards: course you dont :) @billieeilish

myboy2001: what is even happening??

kys: nobody cares about your problems




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