Devi's twin sister. Please ignore the cover i know/now your not there forgive me
Not mine. I got all the ideas from netflix but i own Evi and other plot twists
Mature language!!!!!
El: Did you guys hook up? Is his pxnis as big as it looks in those gray sweatpants? It's like his smuggling a pepper grinder in there.
Evi: im sorry what?
Fab: Yeah like one of those tubes of pillsburg cookie dough. Yum,yum. Right guys?
Devi: it was bad. It's like i think about sex 24/7 but i dont really know how to do it. In the movies you always see the girl kiss her way down a guys body but then she moves off-screen.
Evi: which is good.
Devi: is she stopping at the pxnis or kissing all the way to the foot?
El: penis
Evi and fab: Foot
Devi: see i thought i was ready maybe im not .
Fab: wait, we are smart, and idiots are hanging all the time. If they can do it . We can learn how to do it too.
Devi: missionary. Reverse cowgirl. The love seat. Snowmanning.jolly roger? The trust bird.
Hey this was really uncomfortable for me to watch.
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Outfit same bag as the previous story
Ben: you shouldn't wear so much makeup. It'll collect of your mustache.
Evi: at least i can grow a mustache.
Ben: my doctor says any day now. Who are you trying to impress?
Evi: not that it's any of your business but im kind of seeing someone, and i have date after school.
Ben: {scoffs}. Evi the only person your seeing is your therapist. Because you have very large trust issue's that could kill you.
Evi: oh yeah? That's very personal information on me, {gasp} are you stalking me Ben Gross? Peace out. Bitch.
Ben: you wish.
I decided not to write how Evi and Trents date but all they was talk and Evi was bored..
Home
Evi: Devi let's go! Mom says traffic is heavier than usuall!
Mom: there was a dead body found on the 101.
Lunch.
Devi: Paxton can i talk to you?
Fab: were you just at the Hot pocket with Paxton? Because you-- oh my double God. You dont even have to say another word. I can already tell your not a virgin anymore. Your glowing.
