sardines.

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keith, shiro, and lance- after all getting sued by social repose- are left almost completely broke... so they all decide to live in a trailer together in hopes that they will be able to survive financially.

shiro picks up a job as a construction worker.

kieth begins camgirling.

and lance.

lance.

he picks up a job ketchup tasting part-time, and spends the rest of his free time taking care of their baby.

(this is what the baby looks like btw)

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(this is what the baby looks like btw)

after a long day of work, shiro comes home to the trailer and brings out 19 bags of groceries from the car. he carries them out all at the same time on each arm, causing his arms to turn blue from lack of blood circulation.

"SHIRO." lance screams at the top of his lungs, "STOP BUYING SO MANY GROCERIES EVERY DAY WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF ROOM." he finishes, turning so red that his body hair starts sizzling.

"i am providing for our family !!!1!!!!!" shiro retaliates, pulling out 30 cans of sardines from the grocery bags.

"so if you dont MIND, im gonna watch some tv outside!" he yells, slamming the door so hard that the refrigerator (also full of sardines) falls right on top of the baby's crib.

lance is so startled that he jumps- so high that his head hits the ceiling, knocking him out instantly...

(to be cuntinued....)

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 24, 2021 ⏰

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