Bob: *holding up a rainbow lollipop* which is more gay, me or the lollipop?
Bob: I really wish there was a place where I could sell the organs I don't want and buy the ones I do. Maybe I could swap my boobs for nice hair.
Ema: I think that’s called the black market.
Rei: I've been alive for 15 years and I still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of a public bathroom I'm in.
Bob: "Come back with a warrant" is my go-to.
Sema: Love isn’t real
Bob: You’re currently making a valentines card for Rei?
Sema: [Pointing a hot glue gun at him] You’re on thin fucking ice
God I love Bob. He's such a gremlin.
Bye Loves!
YOU ARE READING
Tales of the Explorewhores (Bob named the group)
FantasySmall snippets of my story that I'm currently working on. Will have: - about the characters - small oneshots - incorrect quotes and - my art There are Gays and Lesbians and Trans here Get out if you are: - homophobic/transphobic Don't come at me for...
