Miss Pauling's secret
. . .
With Y/n Version!
(This is just a joke don't take this seriously pls.)
Both of you and spy were talking while he was in he's computer
*knock* *knock*
Spy:*Gasp*
Y/n:oof..
Spy:*Throws he's computer then gets his book but its upside down*
Y/n:*Fixing her seat then acts normal*
Spy:Go away
Y/n:*chuckles nervously*
Scout:*opens door anyway*
Scout:Hey spy how ya doin and Hi Y/n.
Y/n:Hello scout.
Spy:Scout pls I am busy with my hobby's.
Scout:Yea ye demo already gave me the peep talk.
Scout:listen I was wonderin if I could ask you a favor.
Y/n:*dying inside because she already know what he wanted to see*
Spy:let me guess you wanted to ask ms Pauling out again?
Scout:Yea
Spy:Well to bad Y/n and I are not in the mood for such nonsense now pls evict the primises.
Y/n:*Wheezing inside while she kept her silence and let the two talk*
Scout:you know a little break told me about this cadaver collection of yours.
Scout:maybe you should give it to the sniper so he could use his as target practice and Y/n maybe you can be helped
And try to help medic to clean his lab since there is so much blood since you have powers.Spy:your honestly try to threatened us?!.
Spy:I could hack onto your computer then exposed all of your hentai to the entire team! And y/n can easily kill you with her death note book.
Y/n:Mhm...
Scout:oh come on Spy and Y/n.
Spy:Well what is it?! We havent got all day.
Scout:alrigt so I heard miss Pauling has a fetish herself.
Y/n:What..?
Spy:Really? What is a fetish?
Scout: bread and (Your species).
Spy and Y/n:Wot?!,What?!
Scout:bread like loafs of bread and (Your species) too.
Spy:are you seriously telling me ms paulig has a fetish for bread and (Your species)?!.
Scout:Yes and I would like one of your mask so I can diguised myself as a bread loaf and get some of that.
Y/n: wtf...
Spy:Have you forgotten what happens last time you tried?!.
Scout:Yea soldier teleported bread which made it huge seems like miss pauling has a fetish for that,and when she discovered that (Your species) were real and take a like to it.)
Spy:then I thought your hentia collection was up seen! Mon due.
Scout:Cmon spy gonna have a date.
Spy:Fine take the mask
He gave scout the bread loaf disguised mask.
Spy:Your a failure anyway.
Scout:oh I failed did I?
Spy:Not this conversation again! Get out!
2 hours skip
Spy is in his computer then Y/n is in her phone.
Then scout came in.
Scout:guess what spy.
Soy immeadeatly throw his computer while Y/n looks at scout annoyed.
Spy:What?!
Scout:Miss Pauling has a fetish for bread and she has a fetish for tentacles and Y/n's kind!
Spy:*Screams*
Y/n:....Wtf..*Facepalms then groans*...
Pls this is just a joke and the video ain't mine again.
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