He may not look it, but this man has got all the dirt all the gossip all the tea if you need anything about anyone he's your guy.
He may complain about everyone charging their phones on him, but he actually likes being useful.
He and Jiro more or less have sleepovers without meaning to because he'll burst into her dorm like 'you will not believe what just happened today-' and then they paint nails and stay up all night and talk and fall asleep eventually.
He steals all of Jiro's jewelry and clothes, and usually she doesn't mind, but every now and then he takes something he didn't realize she really liked, and she'll get really pissed.
He spams the group chat with memes and cursed images at 3 A.M.
His username is like 'kaminari_is_cool202'
His search history is stuff like 'why does minute rice take 15 minutes to cook?' and 'what is the meaning of life?'
He has an infinite supply of knock-knock jokes stored in his brain.
He drinks Red Bull for gaming all-nighters and Monster for exam weeks all-nighters.
He makes poor impulse buys. Yeah he's $700 in the hole, everyone's pissed at him, and he had to sell his bed to pay for it, but his new iguana's pretty sick right
He almost burns down the kitchen making ramen at 2 A.M.
bf hcs
He sends you this shit all the time
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Denki: ok this but i'm obama and you're steve
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Half of your conversation is wordless meme sending, but there is an understanding there
He'll come into your dorm at 2 A.M. like "...hey...i made waffles. Want some?"
