It's raining today, it feels nice.
Brown has been whimpering all day; I wonder if he knows? Dogs are very clever after all.
I told everyone that the final date was tomorrow.
Lying is bad, I feel somewhat remorseful.
I just didn't want them to anticipate sadness and pity as 8756 days is more than enough for me.
I just wish I had bought myself a celebratory nutrition to consume. I guess I had just forgotten, that's alright.
Happy expiry day.

Me - 0 days

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