Bakugo sleepwalking ( ! Head cannon ! )

Bakugo Sleep Walking Headcanon

Okay so, me and my friend thought of this funny head cannon that bakugo ✨aggressively✨ sleep walks, but of course, everyone is always concerned that he shows up lmao.

-Deku
I was dreaming of all might in a sailor moon outfit, when I heard thumping down the halls, so I knew it was kaachan. He slammed my door open and just stood there, and that was when I woke up.

-Deku
"Kaachan what are you doing?"

But Katsuki didnt reply, he just walked over to dekus bed, and laid down, getting under the sheets

-Deku
"Kaachan what the fu-"

Katsuki looked over at deku, bc you know the man sleep walks with his eyes open.

-Katsuki
"Deku why are you being such a sUsSy bAkA"

-Deku
"Kaachan get out"

Katsuki then aggressively started choking deku, and then got up, and left, heading for denkis room

Denki and sero were having a bro sussy baka sleepover, when Katsuki literally broke down the door.

-Sero
"Oh hey bakugo! Me and denki were just talking about how sus you are when you're around Midoriya!"

-Katsuki
He grabbed denki

-Denki
"Woah bakubro, whatcha doing?"

-Katsuki
"DEKU IM GONNA KILL YOU"

But guys, you know the dorm room walls are thin so U.A doesnt have to pay much to repair them, so you know they also break easily

Katsuki then yeeted denki through the wall into minetas room

-Mineta
"Oh hey denki I wath jutht watching girlth in a pool with their boobth too big for their bikinith!"

-Denki
"First of all, that's kinda weird bro, second of all bakubro is on a rampage, EVACUATE"

Denki then got up and ran into the hall to set of bakugos sleepwalking alarm

All the girls ran to the floor they were on

-Jirou
"What happened, is Bakugou sleep walking again?"

-Denki
"Why else would I sound the Bakugou sleep walking alar-"

-Katsuki
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU DEKUUUUUUU"

Bakugo then did a naruto run to Dekus room slamming his head into the door. He fell backwards on his huge badonkadonk.

Deku then screamed out, "KAACHAN PUT SOME PANTS ON!!"

Katsuki had, at this point, lost his pants that were like oversized mom jeans on him. Who knew why he wore jeans to bed he just did, no judgy to our boom boom boi.

-Deku
"But dang, that is a round boot-AY" He said, followed by an F-boy face.

Katsuki was kinda packin' tho

-Denki
"Woah bro, I think you have bigger 🍒's than yaoyarozu!"

-Yaoyarozu
"Why were you looking Kaminari-kun?"

-Sero
"No offense dudette, but your hero costume shows more junk than a bikini would."

-Yaoyarozu
"#Offended"

-Mineta
"He'th not wrong" he added with a drool.

-Mina
Are we seriously just going to ignore the fact that Bakugo is strangling Deku in his sleep, without any pants on while screaming naruto refrences?

-Katsuki
"mY nAmE iS nArUtO uZaMaKi! aNd i'M gOiNg tO bE tHe nExT hOkAgAi, BeLivE iT!"

-Hagakure
"Are we just going to stand around and watch? Or should I go grab the popco-"

-Deku
"C-can't...b-b-breathe...hElP" He said in a unbelievably raspy voice that even Shigaraki's crusty flaky butt couldn't compare to.

-Aizawa
"WHO THE HELL JUST RUINED MY SLEEP SCHEDULE?!"

-Tsu
"That would be Bakugo, kero" she said as she pointed to the Pomeranian that was still murdering deku.

-Aizawa
He let out a sigh as he lazily walked over to the commotion, only to turn away and head to the broken wall. "Look at what you did, now I'm going to have to pay for it!"

-Kirshima
"Yooo what's going on with midobro and bakubro?"

-Mina
"Some real entertaining stuff I tell ya."

-Iida
"ASHIDO, THIS ISNT ENTERTAINING, OUR CLASSMATES ARE FIGHTING AND WE MUST STOP IT, RIGHT AIZAWA SENSEI?!"

-Aizawa
"They'll figure it out. Just go to bed and deal with it." He said as he left the room

-Katsuki
He dropped to the floor, asleep and mumbled something about how hot and smexy deku is

-All (except Katsuki, Iida and deku)
"What the fu-"
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The end