red blushed very hard. He was a prince?? could he be the prince fit for princess ashe?? he gasped at his thoughts. red melted into a puddle of lovey doveyness. he starts to daydream about ashe, his one, and only princess.
Running in the fields with her... Getting kittens with her... Her whacking him in the face with a cricket bat... Oh how romantic! He snapped out of it and looked around. How was he going to get to the love of his life when he is surrounded by buff horses?
A horse draped a cloak onto his back and put a crown on his head. They all got to his knees and starting chanting. Something grew out of his head. He immediately touched it. Had he grown... HORSE EARS? suddenly he felt something sprout out of his kylie jenner butt. He grew a tail... NOOO HIS ASS WAS RUNINED. He gassped and broke down in tears. His beatufil phat plastic bum was ruined. He hated the horses so much that he released a huge and stinky fart that filled up the room and made all the horses die due to toxic fumes.
