Prison Guard x Y/N 😩😩

shes a runner, shes a track star.

It was a Tuesday in January, the day I opened my blue colored orbs to see myself in an unrecognizable room. The room stunk really bad and it was dark. After a bit, I decided to stand my  2'4 self up, and turned to see another thing in the room with me. She had short, dark, needed to be combed hair, and she was covered in so many tattoos she looked like the inside of a public bathroom stall, and she reeked of cat piss (Ok imma leave her alone now).

     I had no clue what was going on. Then suddenly, I remembered what happened earlier. I was in my room talking to my kitten on discord when she asked if I could get her a dead body off the dark web. I said,
      "yes my sweetie cake oatmeal cream pie peppermint macchiato boba tea honey bun thunder chunk shmoopie bear."
     I then proceeded to search, "how to get a dead body off the dark web," And I guess my FBI agent didn't like that so he came and banged on my door so hard he put handprints through it and he didn't pay for a new door 😢. Then he said,
      "You've been searching up some weird things, you good?" Dang it. He must have seen the rest of my search history too. I knew I should've searched it up on my brother's phone.
      "N-no y-you p-p-p-probably got the w-wrong house." I said, shaking in my 4 feet ugg boots. He then said,
      "Um, no the fawk I did not, do you think I'm dumb? Anyway, I'm going to have to arrest you now."
       I then panicked and pushed him over and he fell down and I booked it. I didn't know where I was going, I was just going. Suddenly, I fell in a ditch and broke my spine, hands, arms, neck, torso, tailbone, ankle, and my funny bone. It hurt a bit, but I am strong, independent, y/n character! I then heard the sound of police sirens. There had to be at least three. I got up and peeked out of the ditch. There was a helicopter too? Geez, they were really making me feel special that day. Suddenly, one cop car pulled up to my ditch. I sat back down and tried to be as quiet as possible when all of a sudden I had the sudden urge to let out my petite, adorable, not-so-quiet sneeze. Why did it have to be now gosh darn it?! I tried everything, I tried saying watermelon, I tried making myself faint, I tried convincing my nose to stop. But no matter what I did, the urge wouldn't go away! At a final desperate attempt to save myself, I quickly put on my maid outfit I just happened to be carrying in my pocket, and put it on. I got out of the ditch and started begging the police officer to leave me alone. He looked like a discord admin, so I thought I had a chance. But then, he started talking about how my FBI agent was his best buddy like bro I don't care just don't snitch. But then he did a weird twirl and said,
     "No! You shall not pass!" With a weird hand flip thing. I think he was apart of the fruity pebble clan. Anyway, long story short, he arrested me. They put me with a bunch of stinky people and I had to sit on the bus with them. When we arrived at the prison, I saw this one guard and he was kinda fine ngl. I tried to go over and ask for his number but then the cop hit me with a baton and said,
     "Walk straight, missy!" They also made me where this ugly orange suit over my hourglass body. It was not giving what it was supposed to give. If I'm gonna be here at least give me something cute to wear, ugh. I think I told a guard they smelt like trash and I hope they lose everyone, so, they knocked me out. Talk about sensitive 😒. Pretty sure that's how I ended up where I am now.