𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜 | ᴡɪʟʙᴜʀ ꜱᴏᴏᴛ

chapter 2

(sage pov)
tw: swearing

after it was all set up, they began introducing themselves. "hi, i'm sage! you may or may not know that" i was a nervous wreck, i'd do anything for sav to make her happy, even if it makes me anxious about meeting NEW people.

"yep and she's tubbos sister!" after sav said that some of them sounded suprised, guess i was never mentioned.. but i like it that way so, it's cool i guess. i heard a voice clear their throat "well hi! i'm wilbur!" wilbur as in wilbur soot? the guy that hangs with my brother and tommy and has songs, wilbur? that's cool!

"SAGEEE!!" a loud voice spoke, most likely tommy. "CHILD! MATE! GREMLIN! TUBBOS BESTIE! how are you child?" it was amusing when he raged at someone for calling him things like what i said, 'gremlin' or 'child'. "OI! SHUT UP I AM NOT A CHILD, WOMAN, LEARN YOUR MANNERS!" he yelled into the mic, sav was probaly dying from so much laughing, cause i hear a lot of it from her.

"you alright there, sav? seems like your dying or something!" then everyone was laughing, but not as close to how much sav was, she was wheezing like a tea kettle. sounds familiar eh? "OH MY GOSH YOU SOUND LIKE DREAM!" a voice said. "introduce the rest of yourselves, please" i spoke up.  after that they all introduced themselves.

"NIKI! YOUR SO SWEET! PLEASE MARRY ME" i beg going on one knee, jokingly, hearing her gasp dramatically, "OH MY GOSH!! YES YES!!" and there goes sav laughing again. "OI SHUT UP BITCH IM TRYING TO HAVE a momeNT WITH NIKI!" i yell, slapping a hand over sav's mouth, making everyone laugh. including me.

i removed my hand before she could like it. i've learnt my lesson on that. "niki, my beloved, go on a minecraft date with me please" i say with a dramatic hand on my heart. "oh..im sorry but i've already got a minecraft date" she giggled after her sentence.

once again being dramatic, doing a gasp, "NIKI! already cheating on me? b-but i thought we were meant to be..soulmates! I WILL FIGHT WHOEVER THE PERSON IS, FOR YOUR LOVE" fake tears going on my cheeks before i grin mischievously.

"o-oh dear, well it is mr soot!" after that, i turn to the circle that has wilburs profile picture. waiting for a response, as i still played along. the rest were laughing, probaly dying by now, i dunno. "well i guess that means we will fight for ms. nihachus heart." him playing along aswell. i send him a IP to my world. then gave us both a sword.

"lets dance" i was trying so hard right now to laugh. and that's what happened i ended up laughing before regaining myself and fighting him. winning. "I HAVE MS. NIHACHUS HEART NOW. HAHA. SUCK IT, SOOT" then we all laughed to the point we couldn't breathe. fun times, fun times.

"sav get me the crisps in the cabinet downstairs." i order, her doing so. "CRISPS?!" sapnap shouted. "well what am i supposed call them? cHiPs?! NO! you americans are werid as fuck" i sigh eating them as tommy yelled in agreement and sav only laughed.

"well it was lovely meeting you all! have a good day!" then left call. "was i good chat? was i to mean? wait there is never to mean. anyways! bye love you chat! have a good day!" i exclaim before ending then turning to sav. "sooo do you like them?" she questions "yea! they seem nice, specially niki and wilbur!"

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authors note
NIKI MY BELOVED
I HAD TO ADD IT, OKAY?
but is it crisps?? idk
DRINK AND EAT OR ILL FORK
YOU!