Ask& Dare Grunkle Stan

Co- hosts and Lazy Susan

Alison: Stan! You got a dare.

What is it?

Alison: It's from

@dipper190

and it says;

I dare you to answer every call Lazy Susan sends you for a week and let Bill and Dipper be co-hosts!!!!

Wait... What?! I will not answer those calls! Bill will destroy the show and Dipper- Dipper's uhh... Not manly enough!

Dipper: Hey!

Alison: Lol Stan you have to do it.

Fine! But let's make this clear. You two are CO-hosts. I'm a HOST. Dipper, You are not making this your thing. No destroying this show. *CoughBILLcough*

Bill: Ahhahahaha!!! Oh. Fine, you mortals.

Okay. So now Bill and Dipper can be dared and asked questions, too.

Dipper: Hey, Lazy Susan! Grunkle Stan really likes you. why don't you send him loads of calls all week?

*DAY ONE**

Lazy Susan: Hello lovely. I know you like me. I like you as well. Bye bye for now! Say bye Moses... MEOWWWRR!!!!!

*end call*

....
ARGH!!! BILL -.-

Bill: 't wasn't me it was Dipper!

Dipper: No it wasn't!

*DAY TWO*

Lasy Susan: hello Stanford. I- I really like you and would you like to go on a date with me at the diner?

NO!

Bill: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

Dipper: it is pretty funny I guess. *laughs*

*DAY THREE*

Lasy Susan: Hello gorgeous!! Will you marry me?

NOPE NO NO NO AND NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lasy Susan: But you love me...

Bill; you have to go on with the dare...

Dipper: or it won't be one!Say yes...

Sorry umm..sure.

Lazy Susan: Ohh yay! I'm going to invite everyone to our wedding!

Dipper:*making Smooching noises*

Bill: *laughing*

*end call*

Oh shut UP you two! I'll ask it to be planned in a week when this dare is over!

Dipper: you can't get out of it now. Bill just arranged it to be on the last day of the dare!

Bill:Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

*DAY FOUR*

Lazy Susan: hello my husband-to-be. I love you *Kiss noises* and I can't wait to move into your house!

WHAT?! MOVE INTO MY HOUSE?! I mean... Yeah it'll be wonderful...

*end call*

CIPHERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DAY FIVE*

Lazy Susan: in two days my lovely husband... Dipper is going to be our vicar. And Mabel is the bridesmaid! Moses is going to be the ring page!

yeah sure....

*DAY SIX*

Lazy Susan: Tomorrow!!!!!

*DAY SEVEN*

*AT THE WEDDING*

Dipper: Do you, 'Lazy' Susan Wentworth, take Stanford Pines to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Lazy Susan: I do!

Bill: *Laughing*

Dipper: *covers his laugh with a cough* and do you, Stanford Pines, take 'Lazy' Susan Wentworth to be your lawfully wedded wife?

NO!
*CUE HUGE GASP*

THIS WAS ALL A SILLY DARE SENT BY SOMEONE AND I DON'T EVEN LOVE YOU!

Lazy Susan: But stan.. I thought we had something special. I thought you loved me?

NOPE NOPE NOPE!! THIS WAS A DARE SO BLAME THE DARER! DIPPER PINES AND BILL CIPHER SET THIS ALL UP!

I WILL NOT EVER MARRY YOU! NEVER EVER EVER!

GOOD DAY!

Dipper: ... Awh.. they didn't even kiss..

Bill: Good! that would have been disgusting *shudders*

Dipper: Well... At least we're still co-hosts...

CIPHER! PINES! GET HERE NOW!

Bill: Run!