i wanted to elope

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"What do you want? What do you want with me, Schlatt?" Wilbur says, rowing the boat away from his best friend who's gone completely mad. He parks his boat on the side of a mountain, climbing out in case he needs to run away while the ram hybrid is slowly making his way closer to him.

Schlatt stops swimming, a predatory-like grin on his face. "I wanted to elope!"

That makes Wilbur pause for a moment, before he starts to laugh his ass off. "What do you mean you wanted to elope? I - since when were we getting married?"

"It uh - it said it in the contract, Wilbur. Yeah. Yeah, on the paper Conner and I wouldn't show you? At the very end it says that I'm legally allowed to get married to whichever employee I want." Schlatt says. "And that employee happened to be you."

"Oh dear Notch, so you attempted to kidnap me so I can be your pretty little bride? Get marriage benefits - less taxes and auto insurance for this shitty boat?" He kicks the wooden boat, nearly falling onto his ass in the process.

"What can I say? I love my social security benefits." The hybrids replies, coming out of the water and wringing his wet jacket out. Wilbur laughs again, making his way over to meet his best friend. "So, whaddya say, Will?"

"I'd think I'll have to politely decline, sir ." The taller male steps into Schlatt's personal space, arms folded over his chest.

Schlatt purrs at the nickname; practically inflating his ego. "Sir? I quite like that, your obedience is going to serve me well."

"Uh..." Ty says, looking at the scene from a distance and rowing his boat backwards. "I'm just - I'm gonna go now."

"No - wait -" Wilbur pulls up his coordinates, but Schlatt covers his mouth before he can utter a number.

"Oh no, loverboy, you're not going anywhere. You and I? We're going to get married."

There was no way Wilbur was going to get married to that ram; so he bites his hand in a sudden act of defiance.

He takes that opportunity to bite his best friend's hand and scurry off to the safety of Ty's boat, rowing as far away from Schlatt as possible. He ended up on an island and gathered up the courage to call him out on his scamming Schlatt Coin business - ignoring the fact that he had lost 98 diamonds to this man - and shamed him in front of the entire server. Even though Schlatt seemed to have taken his scolding pretty well, a fond smile on his face as there was sadness in his eyes as he was caught red handed.

Once the 'graduation ceremony' started, Schlatt stood in front of him. They spoke whispers to each other while they watched their friends fool around, the musician congratulating his friend on his figurine launch that did quite well.

[ me -> Jschlatt ] also im proud of your youtooz launch

[ Jschlatt -> me ] wanna kiss

Wilbur blushes furiously, glancing at Schlatt to try and figure out whether or not he's serious, but the ram's face is turned away from him.

[ me -> Jschlatt ] no.

[ Jschlatt -> me ] k

[ me -> Jschlatt ] dont want to give lunch club any free views

[ me -> Jschlatt ] off stream x

Schlatt goes off to bother Charlie right after. And now here he is, tightly curled against one of the wooden benches as the entire server makes an entire bit about their previous talent show, referencing every last line. Wilbur's trying his hardest to keep his eyes open, pulling his jacket closer to his body to keep himself warm, fiddling with his fingers to keep himself preoccupied.