It was Tues night in the Johnson house and that meant two things one it was taco night. Two there was many gassy people in the house. Rrrripp, was hear in the room of Chuck and chris. Eww Chuck exclaimed with a disgusted look on his pale over contorted face. I Think you set a.record he.said jovially. Ya I think I may have pooped a little chris remarked playfully. Well I think you might have because that one has a banshee stink to it. Wheres the.air.spray? The boys.began looking thourgh.the cluttered debris of the room they shared they turned over the blankets pouring its.contents of old soda cans and.chip.wrappers.on the floor. Find it Chuck asked? Nope came his.brothers.reply. well maybe.mom has.some. chuck proceeded to the kitchen where his mom was. mom says in distress in the air ass what's wrong little man do you have a taco night blues as well if you're looking for the air freshener were all out I think there might be some in the shed if you find it bring it to me cuz your father has been doing a four-piece fart musical in our bedroom.if not I feel I might have to pull out of gas mask poot poot came from his mother and she went back to her room.
Then chuck went out to the shed and poked around till he found the areosol can and rushed back to the room to find his brother on his bed and farting a quiet muffled sonet into his freshly wash pillow appalled chuck plaed his hand on the air fresner and gave the top a light squeeze. a scent of flowers and candy filled the air but the can wouldnt stop spraying in fact it alarmed chuck so much that he threw the can straight to the ground and it rolled over and over spraying the sickly sweet spray all over the room so thick the two boys could barley breathe. then a lil face appeared in the foggy spritz and both boys let out a huge fart of shock as the face spoke. dear master you get three wishes choose wisely the boys looked at each other and thought for a min. Ok genie said chuck who was then interupted by a huge fart from his brother..I wish you would stop farting for ever. your wish is granted said the genie. just then a comically large cork appeared in the butt of his younger brother. oh no that wont do thought chuck. i wish you hadnt done that said chris and the genie once agian wish granted . and the genie removed the cork from is bum with a popping sound. one more wish choose carefully said the genie. another huge stinky fart erupted from chrises butt. I wish we had a real can of aresol spray. granted said the genie disappearing in a poof. back into the can of air freshner yet agian . charles sprayed the can and looked back in disgust. it smelled just like the fars his brother had been pooting all night charles looked at the can and in big bold words it said "chrises fart scent" The end.
