It didnt originally start with this episode but go with it <3
[it might have our parents in but they wont know cuz i dont know if they'll make me take down my acc
KEEPING UP WITHTHE COUSINSS
THIS was/ LIVE HAPPENING RNNN
SOOO I FELL ASLEEP AGAIN FOR 2 HOURS AND I WOKE UP TO KYLA WITH A WIG AND MY MOMS EARRINGS ON, A HEADBAND KALEEB MY 5 YO COUSIN, HER BROTHER, HAS A CHILD, SO DOES SHE "do you wanna like do the nastyyyYy" later *stomps on jam on plate* *stomps on the floor with jam feet*"is that jam?" "yess, stop stomping on it like a idiot" now they're bring it to aunites house, me. "lemme drive you're a horrible driver""yeah thats true""yes daddy daddy yes daddy daddy daddy" "you never said your first word yet, "mami" you dumb you're two years old son""FOR THE LAST BLOODY TIME ITS A GIRL"*dolls "start" plapping on eachother* him "STOP STOP STOP" "OMG BREAK IT UP, IM TIRED OF YOU, HITTING MY CHILF" "IT WASNT, YOUR SON STARTED FIRST" "ITS A GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" dude. i need a part two"DUDE WE'RE BACK AT AUNTYS HOUSE" *dingdong* "Guess what I'm not answering"they broke down my door.
"oh hey girl we're going to Las Vegas, you're taking care of these kids I dont want to, you're taking care of the kids, we're going for like 2 weeks"*the kids start fighting*
"WHAT I TELL YALL ABOUT FIGHTING"*tosses children across the room*THIS BITCH AHS ON A WIG,UNDER HER EYES HAS DRIED UP TEARS, RINGS DUDEEEE"
daddy daddy daddy daddy" the doll said.causing a huge roar emanate from the mothers mouth."SO LUCY CAN YOU LIKE TAKE THEM?" THE OVERSIZED RING FLEW OFF PSLSSSSSS.
"MY RINGGGGG, YOU UGLY WOTHRLESS THING""ANYWAYS BYE BITCHES" *walks off**comes back*HERE ARE MY PENNIES *takes my giant piggy bank that doesnt even have a dollar""bye stupid"you're the only one shut up"*picks up my dirtty clothes basket and leaves*"YOU ONLY MAKING THEM FIGHT, WHY YOU STILL HERE, BITCH YOU UGLY STUPID BITCH I TOLD YOU THAT THEYLL END UP FIGHT., I DONT KNOW HOW YOU NOT DEAD YET. YOU KNOW I KNOW YOU NEVER THINKMUY6RXZQSDJY K! AYE YOU COMING OR NOT. I NOT PLAYING YOU COMING OR NOT"
"I COMING AFTER THIS GAME""WE HAVE TO GO.
1 MINUTEEEE""IM TIRED OF THESE FOOLS" *tosses kids**Me dies of laughter*"WE GOING TO LONDON, WE GOING TO A HONEYMOON"HIM "I TOLD YOU WE BRINGING THE KIDSIM GONNA MAKE THIS A BOOK PLEASEEE
*so they're on the plane I'm starving their children*
"I'D LIKE TO OTHER A CHICKEN LEG AND FRIES" Kyla said.
"I'd like to have some jelly with-" kaleeb got cut off.
"AYE YOU SPENDING MY MONEY" she yelled
"I'D LIKE TO HAVE SOME JELLY WITH SOME FRENCH FRIES AND POOP ON THE SIDE"Kaleeb ordered.
it was supposed to be chicken on the side, but dont expect much from airplane food.
kaleeb just farted. help- SHSHSJS
"I'll fight you" Kaleeb
"NAH I NOT P-PLAYING" KYLAH SCREAMED.
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Keeping Up With The Cousins|| KUWTC
FanfictionDO NOT USE ON SOCIAL MEDIA OR ANY OF THE SORT <3 IN WHICH , me and my cousins do something. KEEP UP. the most deep you're gonna get into my life.
