hi my name is tyler i wanna fuck u so badly girl want me to take you to my room
this is my room aka daddy's basement so how would you like your ass to be **eaten** diagonally or vertically or horizontal ahhh fuck it lets do all of them
ok so how should i slice your **candy so i can feed you** ok horizontally it is
looks like you've **lived** so now I'm just gonna fuck the shit out of your body
how are you even breathing rn i just **stuffed your throat with candy** ok you know what I'm kinda horny rn let me just **kiss you you are a very nice partner**
ahhhh i **kissed** lots thanks for coming anyways time to dump you in the ikea alley and ill be on my way to **tend** more girls in the morgue
YOU ARE READING
tyler x reader
Humorme when i think that slicing a girls throat is considered a pickup line