Mama Noot Wants To Come Home.

Herbs = hp ch.3

???s pov: 
I was taking my usual walk in the forest, searching for herbs to use for my next experiment.  But during my peaceful moment in the forest so was the beautiful silence cut off but a burst of laughter that sounded like it belonged to a madman. * ??? jumps from surprise but brushes it off, thinking it was some of his friends* * But ??? started to get annoyed since the laughter never seemed to stop*

I ignored them at first, minding my own business picking the herbs * flinches from the high pitch of the laughter and snapped the herb*. I felt how my anger started to form after breaking 5 herbs and the 6th was my breaking point. I walked angrily with eyes closed from anger to the laughter directions. But when I reached my destination and opened my eyes to see my fellow friends, I was met with cold eyes of two unknown monsters. 
*stared at each other… for couple of minutes*

I see skeletons covered in scars and blood making dark puns to each other all while watching my every movement with their side-eye.
‘ WHO ARE THEY * ??? SCANS THEM and see their gender making ??? even more surprised*

I stood in utter shock to see two other sans aus........ but females. I took a step closer and cracked a twig that caught their attention immediately, both of them were now staring at me and I could feel the bloodthirst they had. I froze in fear when feeling a large breath, blowing air behind me. I looked behind me to see a gaster blaster staring into my soul. * Turns his eyes to Classic*

‘ This must be a warning from that white female. She can summon gaster blasters even….. I think I dug my own grave…….’ ??? thought to himself, not moving even a hair.

“ State your name, age, gender, and your purpose for being here!” Nightmare said in an angry tone.

The goopy female voice sent daggers, I started to tremble to my core, at how concentrated her killing aura was. ‘SHE HAS DEFINITELY KILLED SOMEBODY BEFORE!’ I screamed to myself as I tried to open my mouth to speak.  

“ M-my name is Knowledge, 19 years old, male and I came to pick up my daily herbs….” I said trembling and stuttering like a broken record. (science sans counterpart in this multiverse) 

'uuuhg! How embarrassing!! This is giving a full report to someone I don't even know the name of... Mr. Gaster, I have failed you, I dont have an unch of courage! (>///<).' I thought to myself, blushing like crazy from shame

Classics pov: 

I and Nightmare were exciting dark puns, laughing at the darkness and irony of it all like lunatics. ‘ We should do this more often, it is quite refreshing to see NIghtmare laugh so much…. but his jokes are rather extreme but anything for his laughter right!’ I talked in my mind while secretly holding pressure on my wounds that started to reopen from all the laughter.  But our beautiful moment got interrupted by somebody that looked really similar to scientist sans.

* classic and Nightmare exchanged eye contact and discarded him as a threat*

* A twig cracked in half creating a chain reaction*

I summoned my gaster blaster with the energy I had left behind the skeleton while giving it a blank stare. I was the only one that could fight now, Nightmare was in no shape so I tried to seem as powerful as I could fake. 

“ State your name, age, gender, and your purpose for being here!” Nightmare said in an angry tone.

“ M-my name is Knowledge, 19 years old, male and I came to pick up my daily herbs….” I said trembling and stuttering like a broken record. (science sans counterpart in this multiverse) 

‘Called it, and I was right.’I thought to myself as I leaned to Nightmare and whispered my theory. Nightmare seems to agree with it too. I took away my gaster blaster and walked up to Knowledge with blood dripping off me, even Nightmare was surprised that I was still able to move from all the injuries I suffered from.