once upon a time there was two beautiful boys that went to the beach and stuff
One has orange hair
That's the chad jelJel is funny btw and he's a carrot
he tallThe other one is called satomi and he's funny too
hot asf btw
Pink hair ✨ he also has an obsession with wristwatchesThey went to the beech beech beech and for some reason it's empty and Satomi started to bury himself because he always does that
Jel drowned and satomi did nothing
He couldn't btw bc he buried himself already
The boys are cute but we have no idea why they're even here at this beachThey ate yummy food 🍱 I forgot what the food was but probably good because satomi was happy and smiling while eating it
I'm so hungry but I can't eat because I'm sitting here waiting for a show to start 🧎♂️
Insert slurpingnoises
Jel's favorite food is avocados so they found avocados in the ocean and Jel ate them
There's no hot tub scene btw sorry to disappoint you allBut omg guess what
Inside the bread was something hard!!
Satomi ate it and died
Jel kicked him on the balls and Satomi woke up and spit it outIt's a ring 🙀🙀🙀
Jel watches excitedly as satomi opens it
Satomi looked shock and look at jelly"Wtf is this"
"it's a ring satochan" Jel said
"I don't want a fucking ring" Satomi growled literally "what did I tell you? wristwatches only, at least $82827364839826252829383683!"
Jel frowned and looked away
"i forgor 💀"But it was after that when satomi suddenly smiled
"You know what? This is also okay"
"omg"
they then hugged (with their socks still on)
They were very happy uwu
They started planning for their future wedding"Let's kidnap and raise tapichan together"
"wow what a good idea"💕
"boku wa sengen shichai mass Kim no eien no shiawase junpaku no celebrate kusuri yubi ni wa riingu w"
Just then satomi suddenly disappeared with a funny scream going all like aUUgh🙀
"Oh no sugarcakes where ru"Standing there, staring at jelly menacingly, was none other than a crab 🦀
It started dancing and twerking perhaps to make fun of the devastated carrot guy
"How could you do this" he yelled
The crab laughed "he looked yummy lol"The crab then waddled back to the ocean
We shall remember satomi forever
RIP Satomi
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hornymoon i mean honeymoon on the beach (gone wrong) (not clickbait) (SatoJel??)
RandomIt's a random stupid idea I'm making for my friends it's seriously so stupid this is not a serious fic at all why am I even writing this what is this how did this happen cover and original inspiratjon is from https://www.instagram.com/p/CR5ys7kDtcL...