Cartman updated his status:
Ok guys I hired a professional investigator to help us!!
Comments:
Kyrone: Who is it your mom! lol
Kyle: Wtf my name changed ok what do we do!!
Invester: First you must buy things that will be valuable in the future to invest most of your money
Cartman: Fuck I need glasses!
Investors was removed by Cartman
Cartman: ok it's up to us! It's just like that mystery rape show we watch Stan!
Stan: ok let's see if we can find traces of white stuff in your room for the first clue!
Cartman: Wtf there's no white stuff in my room mother fu***** stay back I have a noob tuber!
Stan: ok bro please don't tell me what it shoots!
Carmal: it shoots potatoes!
GrocerieCart: Wtf who is the hacker!!
Anonymous: I'm not sure yet
Cartman: ok keep on it whoever you are
Anonymous: call me hakz
Cartman: roger that
Budders: you idiot anonymous is the hacker!
Person: Omg it is!
Budders: no he changes his name!
Cartman: hello stranger who are you
Budders: you idiot it's me
Cartman: hacker get off here
Budders: cartman da faq with you
Cartman: hey I'm back I took big shit on the couch wtf i was on!
Gold: it was the hacker! This is hard
Budders: Wow just wow
Stranger: if I'm the hacker then who just blocked you from the group?
Budders and Cartman was forced to be removed by Stranger
Kyle: Hi stranger can you make my name saakshbye
Stranger: ok then
Saakshbye: Thx man
Kenny: Damn them nazis are screaming! um who's saakshbye?
Stranger: I'm a hacker I can Do anything just like the song!!!!
Jesus: I know this hacker it's m....
Jesus was removed by Stranger
Kyle: noo Jesus!!!
Kenny: fuck off dude why u remove Jesus homie
Stranger: your an idiot -.-
Kyle: not im not
Kenny: 21 :3
Stranger: God you frustrate me!
God: someone called?
Kyle: who is Stranger try to reach him!
God searched for Stranger on earth
Found results:~~~~~~
Kyle: who is it God?
God: sorry can't help you
God has logged off
Kenny: fuck isn't god supposed to help you
Kyle: ikr lets not believe anymore
Kenny: ok
Stranger: AHHH please keep believing
Kyle: why
Jesus: it was me the whole time you idiots lol the look on your faces !!!!
Cartman: FUCK u Jesus you scared the virgin out of me!!!
Jesus: woah sorry man
Budders: oh that was a good chat
Jesus: yea I thought you would notice lol
Kenny: I knew it was him we did this instead of killing nazis!
Cartman: fuck you
Cartman and Budder logged off
Jesus: Kenny now you wanna kill nazis :/
Kenny: sure man lets go
Kenny and Jesus went to the moon to kill nazis - hint hint
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