you wake up after hearing your alarm clock that was 10289675634762909 years old. you sat up from your long ass bed becase ur legs are bigger than the whole strip club u live in. you reached your arms up into the air and yawned as you started stretching. you were about to fall nack asleep until your rat bestie rat #4 came running ito your dungeon room.
"WAKE THE FUCK UP BITCH" you stared at the hairless rat as it stared back into your black emo soul. You both stared at each other for about 3 hours. You finally stood up from your bed. You walked over to your wall to take a look at your bruned calender. Your eyes widened when u saw a message on the side saying that the hunter exam was today. You had always wanted to go to the exam but you never had the courage to go. So now it was your chance.
You got dressed and headed out the door. You didn't need to brush your teeth because u lost your fake ones on a scavenger hunt in the slovenikan mountains while u were rock climbing.
U walked out of the strip club and started walking towards the bus stop. You set your bag you had packed on the seat and sat beside it. Then after a few minutes the cinderally gimeny virgin bus finally came/ This bus takes people from whale island to the city where the exam hall was. You were looking at the window until u heard a loud cough. You looked behind you and saw a super hot alpha looking fat delicious man. He looked at you for a long time. You turned away and started blushing because of the blackheads on his fat juicy forehead. You just wanted to lick them so bad. After a few minutes you looked back to where he was and realised he was gone. You were about to ask him for his phone number or if he was going to the hunter exam as well.
he wasnt and then the bus crashed and you died
then gimenys soul came to you and revived you.
Then after 10 minutes the bus came to a stop. Deez nuts. you grabbed your hoings and walked out of yhe bus.
U started making your way to the building where
