LONG LIVE - HP NEXT GEN

20

don't eat the candies
4:30 am

what's up y'all

git malfoy
eating kids

huge ass ego
washing my soap

stupid bitch 🤪
drinking some air

June 🌞
putting gloves on my feet

James Pottah
moping the ceiling

Ella Mae
watering my pool

girl malfoy
mowing my carpet

teddy bear 🧸
giving my fish a bath

Luna babe
walking my pet hamster

headmaster
folding the dishes

what the fuck

headmaster
Watch ur fucking language
There are children here

There is sm to unpack about that
and not enough time

Ella Mae
There's never enough time to do
what we need

Is someone going to tell me what's
going on with you all?

Stupid bitch 🤪
nothing

teddy bear 🧸
not a thing

girl malfoy
what do you mean what's going on

y'all acting weird

James Pottah
us acting weird?? noo

james

James Pottah
haha um

Rosie
don't u dare

James?

James Pottah
we're not acting weird

June 🌞
i will castrate you James

Jamie?

James Pottah
oh fuck

Git Malfoy kicked James Pottah from the group

Git Malfoy
problem solved

What the actual fuck is wrong with
all of you today
seen
is it mess with adeline day
seen
it can't be thats february 14th
seen
guys come on
seen
wtf
seen

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SCORPS POV
The group minus Addie AND JAMES 
9:30 am

Scorp kicked James  from the chat

shit that was close

Rose 🥀
none of y'all are slick

Stupid Ara
literally some slytherin you are
Albus

albus 🤠
me? ME??
what about the slythergit
over there
he STARTED IT

shut the fuck up albus

albus 🤠
act like a slytherin for once

Stupid ass (hugo)
that was really close

June 🍃
we know we've gone over this

Ted
let's be real is was definitely James's
fault

100%

Smart one (ella)
fr

Lil (lily)
most definitely

Kat Z
honestly boy can't keep a damn
secret
remind me to ask him about my
Christmas present

Cool Aunt
are we gonna talk about the elephant
in the group chat orrr??

oh please do aunt pansy
we'd all be delighted to hear 🥰

Cool Aunt
fuck you scorpius Arthur
U are ur fathers son to the max

Aunt G
you yo daddies son

Cool Aunt
to the core

Aunt G
it's scary
i feel like i'm watching Scarlett
& Dracos relationship all over again

Cool Aunt
especially the whole acting weird
in the group chat thing after they
got spooked because they were
finally getting Scorp to admit his
feelings during the middle of the night when everyone SHOULD be asleep and all of a sudden adeline texts them like she knew
what they were doing

Stupid ass (hugo)
what the fuck

Aunt G
man it's so funny that they think
our group chat didn't do the same

Cool Aunt
so cute guys so cute 🥰

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idk what this is but have fun with this chapter