Uh- I actually dont know how to classify this. I was requested fluff by liam_n0t_f0und11037 , so there will most likely be actual fluff coming out later today or tomorrow, however, I said fluff and my brain said whatever the fuck this is, so uhm- enjoy?
TW: cursing
“TOMMY MOTHER FUCKING INNIT!” oh no. This is not a good way to begin a day, thinks afore mentioned Tommy mother fucking innit. You see, Tommy did not actually know what he had done to piss off his roommate to this degree, or rather, he did not know which of the things he had done that would piss off his roommate to this degree had been discovered. Tommy had done many things in his life, and very few would not piss off Tubbo. His best bet was to curl into a ball and pretend to be deaf. Tubbo surely would not harm a deaf man.
Tubbo would most certainly harm a deaf man. If that deaf man happened to be Tommyinnit.
You see, if there was one thing that Tommy had learned about Tubbo in their short time of living together, it was that Tubbo specialised more in psychological warfare rather than physical. Which is why when the small nuclear physicist practically broke down the door to his room and glared at him with the might of seven thousand suns, then started smiling, Tommy knew he was in deep, deep shit.
Tubbo had probably found out about the cat.
“Tommy, would you care to explain what in the goddamn fuck I just saw before I rain hellfire upon you?” This was not in fact a question, Tommy realised, but rather a demand. Wow. He is simply too intelligent for his own good.
“Well you see-”
“No, actually, your voice is making it worse. I just have one yes or no question.” Tubbo was being quite rude this morning. I mean, to wake him up at lord only knows when (11:00 am) was one thing, but to slander his beautiful vocal cords, that was an entirely other thing. And that thing could not be forgiven.
“Oh fuck you and your multile choice questions. And beyond that, how fucking dare you insult my perfect voice. I will have you know that-”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THE LOVE OF PRIME”
There are many things that Tommyinnit would do.
Disrespecting Prime was not one of them.
He shut up.
Tubbo grinned. Oh the things he would do.
The next few weeks were not fun for Tomathy Courage Danger Kraken Innit Za Minecraft.
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Hello! I did not in fact perish. But fear not, now you have whatever the fuck this is.
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FanfictionA oneshot book for all of you who are traumatized by my other books :) REQUESTS ARE OPEN. I will not be writing any smut, as it makes me uncomfortable, but lime/lemon are okay. I will not be writing any ship posts regaurding minors such as Tommy, T...
