Gordon Ramsay X Simon Cowell

Its a yes for me

Gordon was extremely tired from screaming his head off 😏 (but without the s) he sat down on his navy blue sofa and sighed. *in a Gordon Ramsay voice* "bloody hell! Im exhausted."
He then goes to his secret body pillow (shh, don't tell) and starts making out passionately with it. "Ngh" Gordon said with great passion. Gordon Ramsay loved the polyester-y touch on his thick, juicy, raggedy jaggedy, lips. Gordon Ramsay is getting into it (yuh get into it) he frowns his eye brows in sensual rage and creates more wrinkles on his forehead.

This is the body pillow

Just before Gordon was about to BUST! A knock was heard on his door. "Mr Ramsay I need to talk to you" said a rough voice. Gordon jumps and throws the pillow out of sight. The man enters through the door he slams a briefcase on the tabe and turns to Gordon. "You have a flight to take tomorrow to meet up with Simon Cowell. He wants to talk to you about something" the man said firmly. "Why cant we just call and talk about it" Gordon stated. The man looked at Gordon with deep lust, secretly pleading to get in his pangs tonight.

'Im planning on killing him i wanna fucking make him suffer, kill him slowly and painfully'. Gordan looks at him, looking like he's about to bust a nut, grinning. "You, me, body pillow, bed, now." The man sighed "Gordon, your flight leaves at 7:00pm tomorrow" the man said wile walking away. he closed the door and chuckled. *in a light yagami voice* he is going to die on his flight tomorrow" he said with a hiss. *in a ryuk voice* "are you sure that you want to do this?" "Yes, yes, YES!, he is going to DIE and I will WIN!" Light screeched. "Win what?" Ryuk said genuinely asking a question. "Y-y-you don't understand ryuk, I will be the New god of this world! Light said.

Looking as hot as ever XD ❤❤🖤🖤
#emo #brocken #daddy

Gordon Ramsay sighs and grabs his body pillow. "Im sorry my love" and makes out with it.