Hisoka is my thirteenth reason why, so here are thirteen reasons why I hate him. 😾
(this is all jokes i GUeSs, because some people like this man...sorry in advance if you do.)
#1: My first reason why i hate this man isn't what you might think. I generally like his character, but some of the things he does and says are...uh yeah. (also the getting turned on during a fight with a child, but i'll get to that later.)
#2: Number one isn't really a reason but anyways, my second reason is how he IS BUILT LIKE THIS MAN IS BUILT. He is clearly built like a suave shampoo bottle (the two in one bottle even.).
#3: He is creepy. just like WHO LICKS A CARD... THAT CARD SHOULD FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HIM.
#4: Sir...that hair and makeup is not it...(not that i could do better but really?) What kind of "magician" wears makeup like that? if you're gonna wear it then at least put it on right- AND HIS HAIR. Okay i get the look he's going for "walmart trolls doll" very.."cute?" i guess.
#5: his clothes...he is wearing a BRIGHT PINK CORSET..AND clown shoes. Like, yumeko and mary are quaking because of the way you're treating those cards and your outfit rn.
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#6: THE. WAY. HE. TALKS. okay, okay he sounds like he's on the toilet after taco bell. His voice just sounds so forced smh.
#7 The things he says. Like "oHH gOn DonT lOok At mE lIke THAt..iT rLLy tURnS mE oN" just a reminder that gon is 12. And him saying that he's not "ripe" enough, like he's ripe enough to break your boyfriends wrist.
#8: He is just annoying. SOME OF US DON'T CARE AOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT YOUR BUNGEEGUM. we get it, it's cool, don't rub it in.
#9: He's a pedo...if you don't believe me, then..good for you idk :,) who gets turned on by a child while fighing? and have you seen gon's clothes?? and wb illumi?
#10: his stomach. WHAT IS THAT. i thought it was a corset :/...oh! maybe he wants to look like a wad of gum, if so he succeeded.
#11: question?? DOES HE HAVE TEETH?? like i have searched for so long (5 minutes) to find a picture of his teeth??
#12: where are his socks?
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#13: If i saw that thing in my living room i would stop on it until it was a small brown stain in my carpet.
ALSO PLEASE DON'T COME FOR ME THIS IS ALL JOKES, YALL HISOKA KINNIES AND SIMPS SCARE ME.
